Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

The love child of Sherlock Holmes and James Moriarty. Your Local Witch. Plants&Animals. Paramedic. They/Them or She/Her👻🚑 Idaho Joined April 2012

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Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

2 years ago

Not that anyone is on this hellsite for my insight anyway, but Elon is a piece of shit, and I can't even pretend to give a flying fuck about this app anymore. I'm out, fam.

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Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

2 years ago

You sing one revenge girl song at karaoke, and all of the sudden you have people making you offers to sing in their band.

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2 years ago

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Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

2 years ago

I can't believe it all meant so fucking little.

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Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

2 years ago

Shallow drunks are the best. They don't want, need, or expect anything. You give them base atrention, and they're happy to continue in their lil world

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Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

2 years ago

"I do not want to be associated with your morbid ass." - the EMT working with me today after 3 cardiac arrests not even halfway through my shift #blackcloud

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Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

2 years ago

I wish my brain didn't cling to anniversaries. I wish I didn't ache so badly sometimes, wondering why until I remember - oh, it's because I hurt before. A year can pass so quickly with so little consequence until you realize, and it cripples you.

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Satan @s8n

2 years ago

drink water you dehydrated bitch

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Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

2 years ago

I ALWAYS clap when someone finishes singing at karaoke. Sometimes because they did a good job. ...sometimes because at least now the song is over.

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Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

3 years ago

Me: I'm adopting this mastiff mix puppy! Me, two weeks later: STOP BEING TALL

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Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

3 years ago

Me telling my dogs I have 2 hands so that I can pet 2 dogs at once, and that they don't need to body slam each other every time one is getting attention.

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Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

3 years ago

Don't use the phrase "you need that like you need a hole in the head" around me because sometimes I do indeed feel that I need another hole in the head.

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Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

3 years ago

Phone call from supervisor: [starts conversation, pauses] -wait. Did you really just drop a ROSC patient? Me: yep. Sup: You actually have no chill. #itstrue #blackcloud 🌩

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Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

3 years ago

Someone told me a secret today that no one else in their life knows. Something that weighs heavy. Sometimes I truly think the back of an ambulance is sacred.

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Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

3 years ago

Coworker: You sounded SO casual on your patch. "GCS 3...he's intubated now." Me: It WAS casual. He needed a tube. I tubed him. 🤷‍♀️

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Spooky (Paramagick) @Sp00kynerd

3 years ago

Me, after finding out my dog is over 1/3 German Shepherd: I just don't see it🤷‍♀️ My dog now: [3 point stack, developing a dark saddle marking, trying to hold ears up but they're too floppy] Me: ...huh.