Achini Samaranayake @SparkInterruptd
Joined August 2018-
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Cant believe young people are turning 30 these days.
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Achini Samaranayake retweeted
Girls who screen potential partners for eloquence and wit, how is the AI era working out for you ?
Considering how skilled my brain is in replaying cringe-worthy memories back to me, you'd think I'd have stopped making cringe-worthy mistakes by now.
Busted a rib muscle by just stretching. If this is not a sign of my forties approaching me, idk what is.
Perks of cutting sugar from diet : when you actually do indulge in a sweet treat after ages, the taste just explodes in your brain.
Legit thought this was @NewsCurrySL at first.
Achini Samaranayake retweeted
Charlie Kirk aside, imagine the crowd hyping his pro-gun rhetoric. Then a shot rings out. In that instant of panic when they realize they might die by the very thing they worship, did the irony finally hit them?
If I were Clarence, I'd watch his so-called biopic and die a second time.
අනේ මන්දා ආන්ටි ඉතින් මේවා!
Did something I had been procrastinating on for ages (it took maybe one hour ) and it feels so good, now if only I could remember that before the 57000 times I will procrastinate in future !
Achini Samaranayake retweeted
Pooja what is this behaviour???
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Achini Samaranayake retweeted
Completely agree with this order. You should never install a VPN, open a Tor connection on Brave, copy the .onion link of Z library from their Wikipedia page and then download literally all books and papers ever
Completely agree with this order. You should never install a VPN, open a Tor connection on Brave, copy the .onion link of Z library from their Wikipedia page and then download literally all books and papers ever
The Sri Lankan urge to tell someone to arrive at a time hours earlier than the actual time is beyond me. Like, leave 30mins' allowance for tardiness, fine. Anything beyond that is just absurd.
Me: Does nothing useful with my life (except routine work and chores) for weeks on end Also me : finally takes up task and hyperfocuses on it till 2.30 am, will prolly be dead at work tomorrow
Current daily activities: 1. Refresh the ministry's transfers webpage to see if they have finally arranged a replacement for me in Timbuktu, so I could transfer somewhere (atleast somewhat) closer to home. 2. See that page is unchanged . 3. Cry.
Men.
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