Jeff @SphericalMonkey

God's gag gift to women. Probably on the sofa Joined May 2011

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

6 months ago

@1966_andallthat @Jreale @jessesingal Very clever. I would try to use this in real life, but no one I know would get it.

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11 months ago

@MsMelChen @MrWinMarshall Dazzling!

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@MsMelChen I'm willing to bet he would love the places in China where they skin dogs alive before butchering and cooking them. He could go, "See? I only electrocute my dog and force her to stay on her bed for 8 hours a day as a prop for my streams. I'm a SAINT!"

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

12 months ago

@MsMelChen @axlhwang @SwipeWright True (at least for me). By the time Sydney's near my age, those boobs would be well below her waist. I've always been more attracted to a woman who could get away with wearing a T-shirt with no bra. Don't think I'm the norm though.

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

a year ago

@MsMelChen Man, you're really "milking" this! 🤣

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

3 years ago

@IonaItalia I did not watch it, I did nooooooot. Oh hi, Iona.

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

3 years ago

@GSpellchecker The level of trans-fat phobia on display here really weighs heavily on my heart. 😢

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

3 years ago

@MsMelChen The following sentence is a psyop. The previous sentence is not a psyop.

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

3 years ago

@owenbroadcast KOTH always reminded me of The Andy Griffith Show. Hank = Andy Peggy = Aunt Bea (sort of) Bobby = Opie Dale = Barney Fife Bill = Otis (sort of) Boomhauer = Floyd the barber But I'm old. Anyway, one of my favorite animated shows.

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

3 years ago

@MsMelChen So you're disagreeing with a Columbia University-educated sexuality EXPERT? For shame, Melissa. If the past several years has taught us anything, it's that we can't disagree with the experts! What are you, an anti-toxxer?

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

3 years ago

@buitengebieden Proof that dogs can't look up?

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

3 years ago

@Undoomed The Autisticrats

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

3 years ago

@iowahawkblog

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

3 years ago

@MsSecular Same here, and I keep confusing the two.

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

3 years ago

@MsMelChen Why did it take me more than two seconds to realize what the "b" word is? I'm slipping.

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

3 years ago

@salonium Yes, but I don't know where I first heard it. Probably as an undergrad ages ago (English lit or philosophy class?). I don't know if I've heard that pronunciation out in the wild. Whenever I hear someone say forbayde, I usually say forbahd in my head, as if I'm correcting them.

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Jeff @SphericalMonkey

4 years ago

@Serena_Partrick Wait, you mean to tell me that a woman changed her pronouns to they/them and *then* gave birth?!? How is that even possible? It's a miracle!