Spicanese Standup @Spicanese

Joined 12 years ago, to follow Olbermann. Never Tweeted. Forgot I ever even joined. Opened a 2nd acct in '20, to reflect how BRIEFLY I'd actually been posting. Will delete 2nd acct. NYC Joined September 2010

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Spicanese Standup @Spicanese

2 years ago

@PalestineCultu1 Yes, I do. Good on Roger for recognizing AshkeNAZI genocide when he sees it.

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2 years ago

Yup. Former Marine and Trump's V.P. nominee, J.D. Vance. A distinctly odd fellow. Looking like this, the COUCH wouldn't have him.

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2 years ago

@AdameMedia Jeremy Corbyn is a good man insidiously smeared by malignant cephalopod of hasbara that is the Israeli Lobby. I'd vote for him.

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3 years ago

@citybeautyskin I don't know how good your product is, but I'm certain the word you intended is spelled TAUT.

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3 years ago

@CWerthmann @Yahoo Jeez. Even I don't get the joke I imagined I was making last year. I get the spinach/Popeye forearms connection, but penis enlarging wrist-curls ...? Masturbation joke mangled by typos, maybe? C.K.

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4 years ago

@CWerthmann @Yahoo Tell ya what ELSE will enlarge your penis: The elephantine/Popeye FOREARMS you'll develop weight-training ... you know ... doing WRIST-CURLS with that penis ... C.K. (See? 'Kay?)

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Spicanese Standup @Spicanese

4 years ago

@TheGuyPearce Well written and sincere statement, Guy. I'm SAG-AFTRA myself and had the pleasure of working with you on the MILDRED PIERCE film years ago. You impressed me then as a thoughtful and decent man, as well as an immensely talented actor. Good on ya. C.K.

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4 years ago

@DonaldJTrumpJr Quite "right". Trump "will prevent World War III" - - by causing Republicans to LOSE the next election.

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4 years ago

@GoldBlooded79 That floor just needs sanding and refinishing.

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4 years ago

@rickygervais Caffeine, Deliveries, Social Media.

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4 years ago

@nathaliejacoby1 Yes.

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4 years ago

@maryanne105 Happy Birthday, Sir.

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4 years ago

@mhdksafa Hello, Pal!

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4 years ago

@joncoopertweets 10

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4 years ago

@nathaliejacoby1 Yes.

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4 years ago

@AZ_Brittney 10.

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Spicanese Standup @Spicanese

4 years ago

@CWerthmann The beans alone sufficed for the protein, but we always ate them together, growing up in Nueva York. C.K. Superannuated Colored Hep Cat abundantly acquainted with abuse at the hands of parents, teachers, cops, and Karens before those abusers and practices were duly condemned.

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4 years ago

@KidsWriteJokes @CWerthmann HERE'S a RIDDLE I GUARANTEE will stump kids (it's great for their parties, because you can promise a PRIZE you'll never have to provide): What did Tennessee? (Answer to follow.) Of course, YOU'LL get it, because you're a professional. C.K.