Paul @SplashMan
PAUL/paul ... Otherwise Engaged [email protected] @splashman.bsky.social 👁️👁️ Joined November 2008-
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I like Andy Burnham, but to see him described as 'like Japanese knotweed' made me chuckle. And that's how social media should be, chuckles, opinions and agreeable disagreements. Not silos of them and us, black or white, spittle and bile. MaSMGA (Make Social Media Great Again).
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Who’s in charge here? I was just reading that a load of workers laid off by Doge just returned to work. Do you feel like a proper twat?
Can you help Jennie reach her target of £500 to help support neurodivergent adults through the work NDMatters does. #JustGiving justgiving.com/crowdfunding/n…
Waited till the crowds died down 😀 … a bit shaky.
BOTTOMLESS CHEESE KLAXON Pick & Cheese, Camden.
Gail creates the most stylish work for sure, you'd be crazy not to take a look. If I had a budget, she'd be part of it.
Gail creates the most stylish work for sure, you'd be crazy not to take a look. If I had a budget, she'd be part of it.
Don't really do Reality TV, but got into #DestinationXuk Very pleased with the result 😊
Does anybody know if Elon Musk is developing a nuclear weapon? He has unhinged tendencies, and with this continuing obsession with sending his penis rockets into space, that whole incel/bond villain doesn't stack well for humanity.
Allow me to contextualise the immediate outcome of #Alaska2025
Being a world 'leader' must be a pretty lonely gig. It surely takes a type. Ready access to your peer group is pretty limited.
Facebook sees my data, yet tailors this ad for me...
I'm having Andy Byron's (Coldplay Gig) face tattooed inside my eyelids as it's not enough that he's only on my timeline all the waking hours.
I see they've erected 'dynamic fencing' atop Gallagher Hill at #HeatonPark, to 'protect the trees and wildlife". #Oasis
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Can you spot the games system you had as a kid?
61 year old man brags about having 1M followers on TikTok, FFS @Nigel_Farage that's the saddest thing ever.
My lovely horse 🐎 @SueJ1973
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Князь Мышки... @MyshkinFool
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