Jenerally feckless. @Jenn7_4
Ooh, Twitter, you are awful! But I like you. London, England Joined January 2020-
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£95 extra to have to also pay for all your food and drinks. I love a bargain.
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Maybe we could just give them vouchers 🤔
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Rather than let them claim expenses give them vouchers instead
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son of a fuck
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If there was a pill you could take to turn you gay overnight almost all hetero blokes would try it, especially if it wore off.
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You can guarantee any dead people that are described in the local newspaper as a "loveable rogue" or " No Angel but he had a heart of gold" was actually an absolute cunt.
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This wanker.
They're a pound each. £1.50 maybe. How many lip liners does she need??
They're a pound each. £1.50 maybe. How many lip liners does she need??
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Me in my 20s: how much drugs is too much drugs? Me in my 30s: can I overdose on ginger???
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If I believed everything I read on the internet I'd think Richard Madley stole two bottles of Champagne and was a shoplifter. He isn't, he just forgot to pay for them.
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No man is more surprised than the man whose wife tells him about the plans they have that night for the third time.
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Take note how the Stop The Boaters are totally totally behind disabled and sick folk losing benefits, despite their 'It's about time we started helping our own' cries. So fucking thick they would give a billionaire a free shoe shine.
Yay, no shopping for a while.
Yay, no shopping for a while.
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Boris Johnson bought a mansion in Oxfordshire for £3.8m in cash. That's more than some of Britain's poorest towns got in levelling up money.
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Look at him, why would anyone trust Starmer? Not an ounce of honesty. Not a principled bone in his body
Look at him, why would anyone trust Starmer? Not an ounce of honesty. Not a principled bone in his body
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For anyone listening to #UncannyUSA Case 1 today, this is the window. It will all make sense when you listen. Case 1 now ready to listen to here - bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…
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@Jenn7_4 She must have some big ass lips that she colours in.
@Jenn7_4 This may answer the question....😂
@LeoMars75 Maybe understand pip and disabled a bit more mate!! Maybe help ur local community and talk to locals oh oh forgot ur a tax exile who ran from his homeland as too broke to live in uk.
@Jenn7_4 I have no objections either until the attitude and gobshite shows up. Just be who you want to be without disturbing everyone.
@geocon1713 @Jenn7_4 Oh god, I wouldn't be able to relax, I'd be waving my hand in front of them constantly!
The lad’s at the table, no shirt on, eating two fried eggs and a pile of toast for his breakfast before he goes to school and I’ve just realised he’s just like his grandad. God help us all.
All the ‘bosses’ are out today on a cyber security thing, so I’m running the gaff…
@Jenn7_4 Poles and pops were interchangeable for me
@Jenn7_4 Punching down on the least able in society is seemingly the mantra of the Tories now. The sooner we have a GE the better so we can finally dispense with this collection of vile, self serving cunts.
@Jenn7_4 It's just performative cruelty, boils my piss 🤬🤬
@Jenn7_4 So are the riders. Hopefully the more serious case for the injured horse is sorted soon 🙏
Just seen a man explain fertility to a woman on here and I simply BEG FOR FUCKING MERCY.
@Jenn7_4 @davesleney It’s a standard room, wrong angle that’s all 👍
@befbadbelly I mean I’m no being funny but mayb they should’ve google the definition of the word ‘disability’
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