Layla @Layla__Ace
Londoner… exploring London, England Joined September 2023-
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Badass ✨
Reasons to never leave the house again…
Watching #MAFSAU in secret to uphold my intelligent persona
Hunting for my parcel in the neighbours bins.. cryptic photo for reference
£10 to park in Westfield for 2 hours… one of which was spent looking for one’s vehicle 😂
I need a good #boxset to get stuck into, any recommendations welcomed…! Something gripping 😱📺
Ravishing Richmond 🌳💚
Combusting curiosities @haywardgallery 💨 🔥 🥦
Mrs O @stephanieoram1
15K Followers 13K Following Author of the best selling Wax Whips and My Hairy Bits series of books. I’m an irreverent, menopausal northerner with a propensity for using rude words!DyeWorksPrint @DyeWorksPrint
473 Followers 549 Following Hand made Linocut prints. For bespoke designs contact Stuart: [email protected]Steve of Norwich⚡�.. @Beerlightweight
3K Followers 4K Following Gen X, designer of buildings, audiophile (vinyl and gigs), runner (sort of) and politically opinionated. #MDANT🏅 #runningpunk #NCFC #Remainer #GTTOsoullessparty @soullessparty
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2K Followers 2K Following Beer & football #LFC loving bird, who reckons they don't make music like they used to. I’ve a fro visible from the moon & am the proud wife of @johnwil27669398𝓖 𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓪.. @VintageVixen29
1K Followers 2K Following ❖ 1940’s & 50’s Vintage Devotee, Kinky Perv, Biology Realist, Animal Adorer, The Gothic & Macabre, Literature, Film, Art, Music, Medieval & Tudor History ❖Chris Green @thedogman_918
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2K Followers 1K Following *Join a Union* Cumbrian. Mountain Leader. Full time NHS. ex RAF Reg. LUFC 90’s West Stand B.Δ 𝕞 ค n ⓓ �.. @MindlesMandles
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860 Followers 870 FollowingIan Phillips: Classic.. @IPhillips79
28K Followers 26K Following Classic TV/Music Interviews; Published Author on Diana Ross & British SubCulture. Music -Soul, Motown, Classic Pop & Rock, Reggae, Ska, Indie, Dance. + MoviesJon @giftedrascal
5K Followers 2K Following My knob is the same size as a Greggs sausage roll. I'm no longer allowed in Greggs.Omar Sidibeh @Sidibe70185Omar
104 Followers 5K Following Remember who among give to the poor will lack of nothing the happiest people are the giver not the receiver bless me like the way God provide for you.kramerica industries @hepimp
3K Followers 2K Following Penske File material . https://t.co/Uhgg38dXY5Phil Rostron ⚽️�.. @bigphil321
12K Followers 10K Following Retired retailer, amazing wife & family, superb friends, football, MUFC, music, beer, wine, good food, walking & holidays. “Where did all those yesterday’s go?”😊 @PontistGirl
5K Followers 4K Following A smorgasbord fully stocked with delights. A feast for the mind and the eyes. Architecture. Bridges and all things that I love ❤️Hunstanton @hunstantonsmith
4K Followers 3K Following Not vicious or malicious, just de-lovely and delicious, the very much worse half of @kaffsmiffy ; “a dressmaking disco mate”…Whoomp! (There He is) @AlanwithanA
875 Followers 727 Following Signed clothes horse and camera starer in my extreme 40’s with time added on for injury and disappointmentSimon London @slondonuk
12K Followers 8K Following Mildly diverting media person. All opinions mine but only opens mouth to change feet. Same ID on most platforms 👍🏾thatgirlcalledabi @abirosemusic
26 Followers 182 Following 💙Musician 💚Songwriter💜Producer #HOUSEMUSIC #EDM #POPThe Link Centre @TheLinkCentreUK
5K Followers 5K Following We provide courses, workshops & training in counselling, psychotherapy & professional development. Email us on [email protected] or visit our website.Anna @reinhartalvares
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143K Followers 105 Following Sunday Times Bestselling and lots of boards. ✌️ Agent 📩 - Millie Hoskins, United Agents Get our 2nd book for just £6.44 at the link belowThe Marquis @TheMarquisCG
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38K Followers 8K Following ‘Chavtastic debt enthusiast’ with a beautiful boy & girl, patient wife and a healthy distaste for our current politicians. Steak | Rants | Gratuitous PorscheryFran @whingewine
12K Followers 507 Following A lady in the streets, a grammar enthusiast in the tweets. Mum. Lab owner. Significant(ish) other. Blogger. No DMs, knob off.Alison Drury @alisondrury
1K Followers 3K Following Views are mine only and do not reflect that of my employer or any organisation.Our Rach @ourrachblogs
79K Followers 997 Following I rant. I write. You could say I'm a bit of a Gobshite. You may regret hitting that follow button. Views me own and all that.Damon Albarn @Damonalbarn
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374K Followers 159 Following 'The Ballad of Darren' out now. https://t.co/Q00M5JL2cDHannah Waddingham. @hanwaddingham
289K Followers 1K Following UkRep:Peter Brooks @CAM_London.LA:Nick Todisco @atlasentertainment. Global publicist: Annick Mueller @wolfkastelerpr.com🕸️ Samara 🕸�.. @SamaraxAx
671 Followers 380 Following ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴍᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ🩵ᴘɪɴᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴘᴏᴏᴋʏ 🩷🕸️💀 𝔹-𝕄𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕖 ℍ𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣 💀 🖤𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢.𝔩𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥.𝔩𝔬𝔟𝔬𝔱𝔬𝔪𝔶🖤 𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕤/𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕔 𝕄ℍ🧬Jo Luxford @joannapple
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13K Followers 2K Following Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice. Fortune depends on the tone of your voiceIt's me! 🌻 @metalgurugirl
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473 Followers 549 Following Hand made Linocut prints. For bespoke designs contact Stuart: [email protected]Wil Freeborn @wilfreeborn
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3K Followers 4K Following Gen X, designer of buildings, audiophile (vinyl and gigs), runner (sort of) and politically opinionated. #MDANT🏅 #runningpunk #NCFC #Remainer #GTTODadman Walking @dadmann_walking
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8K Followers 4K Following PhD in Trauma, Popular Culture and Postmodernism. Published with Palgrave Macmillan. Illustrator. Horror, film, TV, games, cats. #mutantfam she/hersoullessparty @soullessparty
3K Followers 3K Following Musical sort - As heard on ‘Scarred for Life’, BBC Radio 4 and 6, BBC Tees - https://t.co/4VltK7IXnV - Comedy?? (Wha?)Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison
286K Followers 1K Following On a mission to save 10,000 dogs a month. Living in Thailand. Read more about the dogs and help out on the link belowScout O'Rourke AKA Mr.. @MakeItFro
2K Followers 2K Following Beer & football #LFC loving bird, who reckons they don't make music like they used to. I’ve a fro visible from the moon & am the proud wife of @johnwil27669398Norman Jay MBE @NormanJayMBE
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166K Followers 2K Following England’s smallest Police Farce, committed to catching crinimals & a swan. Don’t report crime. Emergency? Yes📞999 | No📞101 (PARODY/SATIRE) #TheGreaterGoodNot now sweetie, mummy is watching the Tories fall apart #LocalElections2024
marianna was only 27 when she designed coasters that look like little toasts and go inside a toaster… the toaster coasters
me self retweeting 7 year old tweets at you like
Found a local hairdresser that doesn't charge the equivalent of a month's energy bill and got pretty much the last of my old dyed ends lopped off yesterday so the Great Grey Grow-Out is basically complete 🥳 She went a bit Dudley Moore short with my fringe bits but I'll cope 😂
My sister’s just told me she’s booked a week in Fuerteventura on Saturday. No husband, no kids, just her. I keep laughing… here is a woman that is all out of fucks.
At midnight tonight , my nurse registration will expire after 34 years. Physically & psychologically nowhere near match fit & realise I never will be so best to fuck off before I harm someone. Always tried my best & It’s been a privilege. Indulge me some reminiscing tonight?
I’m unsure, I have an “old fashioned face”, this might not be helping. I might try it out for a day or two 🤔
me and my yellow mushroom head are back at hospital for my penultimate immunotherapy. Turns out hair regrowth is a ballache to style so any tips gratefully received.
42 years ago, I emigrated from Swaziland 2 England, with 1 suitcase, 25 cassettes, Sony Walkman, head full of dreams & a 5 year plan to make it by 30! Waitered in Covent Garden, rented a bedsit for £30 a week, & after 6 months got small acting roles - SWEET DREAMS R MADE OF THIS
A woman at work told me her husband sleeps with his eyes open. I've heard this before but had so many questions. Does he close his eyes initially & then they open when he's asleep? Do they just stay open? Does he blink? Can he see still see? It's weird.