Sick Duck @Spoonerize

I will Spoonerize your tweets. I am obsessed with sucking my own dick. California, USA Joined December 2016

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Sick Duck @Spoonerize

3 years ago

The best part of shitting alone on the top of a mountain is screaming as loud as you can as you blast turds out of your ass. There is no better way to assert your place at the top of the food chain.

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Every life single is doing is worth doing is a place that’s tracking this here right when doing it’s doing. Quiznos sandwiches is a store and a place. Some people eat there but I don’t. If you don’t then neither of us do. It’s okay. Just please don’t make me type anymore. Oh no.

Fox News @FoxNews

3 years ago

OPEN YOUR EYES: Former NFL quarterback @TimTebow sounds off on human trafficking that's "taking place right here in America." More details on his new fight: trib.al/n1jafXu

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Sick Duck @Spoonerize

3 years ago

I have a terrible affliction where I shit whenever I cum and I also cum whenever I shit. I am a mess. My whole life is a mess. It’s disgusting. I am disgusting. This tweet is disgusting.

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Sick Duck @Spoonerize

3 years ago

From the second that I wake up until I lay my head on my pillow to go to sleep, I. Never. Stop. Shitting. If you don’t shit hard then how are you supposed to survive in this world. I’ll tell you. You need to shit as hard as you can and for as long as you can every day.

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Sick Duck @Spoonerize

4 years ago

This cookie recipe only called for a 1/2 cup of sucking my own dick. Absolutely will not do that. Life is for living. I will be using a full cup of sucking my own dick for these cookies! Amen.

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Sick Duck @Spoonerize

4 years ago

We need a dating app called No Fat People. I think it is self explanatory. Anyone who has a Fatalism based worldview would not be allowed on the site. And no fat people.

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Sick Duck @Spoonerize

5 years ago

Fellas you can get rid of an unwanted erection by simply taking your mouth off of the cock.

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Sick Duck @Spoonerize

5 years ago

Have you ever fuck. Shut man. Fuck. Fuck. Let it out. Oh man. Oooo shiiiit. Fuuuuck. There it goes. Oooo shit there’s more! Fuck! Fuuuuuuuuck!!!! Ahh fuck. *gasping for air. Oh fuck okay I think that was BLAGGHHHH ooo fuck it hurts. Fuckkkkkk.

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Sick Duck @Spoonerize

5 years ago

Do you ever wonder if people fucking shit? You know. Like animals? Like just squat down and launch turds out their butts. I know they don’t but that would be crazy if they did. Shitting humans. Oh man.

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Sick Duck @Spoonerize

5 years ago

The hardest part about being unattractive for me is that my need to be desired and for intimacy has not decreased.

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Sick Duck @Spoonerize

6 years ago

The real reason to not marry a crazy person is the potential for a true hell on earth divorce.

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Sick Duck @Spoonerize

6 years ago

Hot tip: if you avoid relationships you will never have to buy someone flowers for $87

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Sick Duck @Spoonerize

6 years ago

If the stress of our news cycle is wearing you down do yourself a favor and start a hot bath. Get in there with some bubbles. Soak and relax. Then suck your own cock for a few hours. I promise you will feel better afterwards.

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Sick Duck @Spoonerize

6 years ago

Even if you can’t suck your own dick today, tomorrow isn’t just a new day but a new opportunity. You can suck your own dick if you have the courage to truly believe in yourself.