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a shark will only attack you if you’re wet // nyr/chc/formerly mavs/msu/cfc // black lives matter // he/him // sarcastic dickhead Melemele Island Joined June 2009-
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Matt Shaw will win a Platinum Glove one day. Book it.
Matt Shaw 2026 Gold Glove winner at third base. Book it.
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Hey I’m also 31 years old and have some health issues, maybe I could get traded for Nikola Jokic or something.
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Limp Bizkit was right, everything is fucked and everybody sucks
Hey der, folks. This year I’m votin’ for Carmala instead of Donald Truck. My bestest bud Lightning McQueen says ladies like Miss Sally can’t get the repairs they need right now and that ain’t right. I sure don’t believe in errything Carmala runs on. But I believe in my friends.
OTD in 2015, Postseason Schwarber was born. 😤
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