SpringaD @Springa_D

just jivin with the jelly’s🦑 Iowa, USA Joined May 2014

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SpringaD @Springa_D

a year ago

How much shit is a guy gonna get for wishing all the single independent dads a happy mother’s day today? That’s the real question

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2 years ago

Rock the boat @PatMcAfeeShow !!! Hell yeah brother!

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2 years ago

Bachelor party in the ozarks with a yacht, what could go wrong

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Hear me out but I just had this thought come to mind. Is it a requirement now a days for a female cop to be sleeved up? Cause I swear I have yet to see a woman cop without tattoos in the last 5 years. Again I’m just a a curious fella who has tattoos himself and has questions.

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2 years ago

Hey @MfDonLouis imma need you to make a trip to the Midwest as soon as possible. Preferably iowa 👏

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2 years ago

“What’s that star?” That’s the North Star… “Naaa buddy that’s the moon…”

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Quick Draw McGraw @dannomals

3 years ago

“Are you crazy” Me: I’m one of the chillest mf around, you and your buddy’s wanna go to the strip club I’ll either stay home and sleep peacefully or join y’all and have way more fun than y’all would, bitches love me

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3 years ago

“Raise some hell, eat some ass”

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3 years ago

I’d tongue punch your baby maker right now darlin

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3 years ago

I wanna take rippies with my hippies

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3 years ago

“Ain’t nothing better than the 2 p’s, pussy and per-diem”

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3 years ago

Me with @Bmart106

i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan

3 years ago

Me with @Bmart106

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3 years ago

My mother officially knows how to post snap stories, and drunkenly at that. What could possibly go wrong

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3 years ago

Correct me if I’m wrong but don’t we have a constitution to prevent us from going through, as a people, precisely what we’re going through right now…

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3 years ago

Celibate and sober, 2 words not in my daily vocabulary

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3 years ago

If you have me on snap you probably wonder why and where the hell im always going. That’s a great question cause 9 out of 10 times idk either

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3 years ago

Too many people these days have this “yeah but..” attitude when they should really consider the “no kidding!?” Attitude

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3 years ago

Camper set up ✅ Fire pit in place✅ Beer in the fridge✅ Here’s to the first full year livin in the toy hauler and goin on some awesome adventures.🍻

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3 years ago

Just smelled freshly cut grass for the first time this spring and I’d be lying if I didn’t perk all the way up

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3 years ago

Hear me out, if we can all come together and boycott civilians buying new ford explorers, we’d have a lot less unnecessary brake lock ups on the roads.