Benn Pilgrimm @Squamp_P
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours. Oh, and wear sunscreen. squamp.wordpress.com Joined October 2009-
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Well, I guess I was wrong. Hurt doesn't even begin to cover it. So long and thanks for all the fish.
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Someone get Ruth Lorenzo a towel #Eurovision
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