Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom
TOUR ON SALE NOW! | For bookings contact [email protected] - Jake doesn’t use Twitter / X find him on Instagram! jakelambertcomedy.com London, England Joined October 2010-
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Today is purple day. A day to raise awareness about epilepsy. 💜 @youngepilepsy @epilepsysociety
Live At The Apollo returns to BBC2 tonight at 9:45pm with Series 18. Nabil Abdulrashid introduces Jake Lambert and Rachel Fairburn. The BBC has just confirmed Series 19 for 2024 and Series 20 for 2025: bit.ly/47inAhy
The National #DoodleDay fundraising auction is officially OPEN!!! 🥳 With over 600 pieces available from a huge range of incredibly talented individuals, there is something for everybody up for grabs! Head over to epilepsy.org.uk/auction, to get bidding 💜
Thank you to @jakelambertcom and journalist Laura Cooke for helping more people understand about epilepsy with this insightful – and funny – article about living with epilepsy. We love it. 💜 mirror.co.uk/news/health/co…
The stand-up rising star @LittleLostLad is my special @MyTCpod guest. He leaves tomorrow to tour Australia with @McInTweet so send him lots of love & tell him you enjoyed this episode 😘 Click pod.fo/e/182b5d @MisterABK @elliotsteelcom @mralistairgreen @MrAndyParsons
🤩 Coming up Next Week 🤩 Grab tickets to @LittleLostLad's sell-out, 5 star show, Liminal at @sohotheatre. A show about identity, friendship, culture wars, & epilepsy, but don’t worry there’s also jokes. Plenty of jokes. 🗓️Thur 8 + Fri 9 June ⏰9PM 🎟️sohotheatre.com/events/jake-la…
📣 ON SALE ALERT 📣 Romesh Ranganathan returns to The Hawth Studio for a Work In Progress show with Jake Lambert. See them try out some new material on Friday Fri 2 June. 🎟️ bit.ly/rom_jake
Jeff Stelling is a national treasure. One of Teessides greatest exports.
Well that’s Schofield done, now let’s get the one we can’t namey wamey
We have had some chillingly late-notice returns for tonight's new material night. Iain Stirling (aka @IainDoesJokes), Lara Ricote, Jake Lambert and Spesh Guest. Strap in for... "Kennington exclusives!" Always Be Comedy at The Tommyfield, Kennington: alwaysbecomedy.com/tickets
JUST ANNOUNCED: A work-in-progress from the brilliant Jake Lambert - Wed 23rd May at 7pm. Advance tickets £7 from wegottickets.com/event/581924 @LittleLostLad
And here he is, the most hated member of the royal family, and just in front of him is the sex offender.
The Coronation of King Charles III
I once broke up with a girl for doing a May the 4th be with you joke. I did it the next day though, and called it revenge of the fifth.
It's new show day - & this week's is *pretty* epic 👏👏👏 ⭐️@serafinowicz ⭐️@jessiecave ⭐️Shorty @hesterchill ⭐️@awryaditi ⭐️@timkeyperson ⭐️@Rubywax ⭐️@AurieStyla ⭐️@LittleLostLad ⭐️@MrEdByrne ⭐️Fools Moon ⭐️@KieranCHodgson ⭐️@GregProops ⭐️@MakroohUK sohotheatre.com/whats-on/
My talented other half is Origami-ing all the flowers for our upcoming Wedding. Some are made using sheets I made by scanning tickets from the copious amounts of gigs/events we've attended. Delighted to include @GarethWaugh @TheSimonEvans @LittleLostLad & @GaryDelaney 😉🥂
Marathon training isn't very fun but it will definitely help in the long run
Just wanted to let you all know that my username on the chess app I’ve been playing is Diagonal Day Lewis.
🌟Extra date added to Jake Lambert's run at @sohotheatre🌟 Jake will now be performing his show Liminal on Friday 26th May, Friday 9th June and Saturday 10th June! Get your tickets now! 🎟️bit.ly/3N3EZDY

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