Jason Patterson @jpattersoncomic
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Bringing that funny to Oxford SATURDAY NIGHT!! 🎉🎊🎤🤣🤣🔥🔥
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Bringing that funny to Wales this weekend! 🔥🔥 🏴
📆 Friday & Saturday Night Comedy, featuring @DavidL0NGLEY, @abigoliah, Gary Little & @jpattersoncomic Superb stand-up comedians and a great range of tasty food offerings Tickets 🎫 bit.ly/CardiffWeekend…
📆 Thursday: All In Comedy, featuring @robinjaymorgan, Gary Little, @jpattersoncomic & Millie Malone A fast-paced, inclusive & spontaneous show. Expect big laughs & good vibes Tickets 🎫 bit.ly/AllInComedyGlee
Comedy at Blue Check Tue 7th May 7:30pm Blue Check Restaurant #Bushey #UKcomedy LINE-UP: @RudiLickwood (Host) @jpattersoncomic @carwyn_blayney Nicole Arris @EtchesColin 🔥COMEDY TICKETS & INFO🎟 jokepit.com/comedy-in/watf… #JOKEPIT THE HAPPY PLACE
Performing my new show PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE on WEDNESDAY 22ND & THURSDAY 24TH MAY at @TheatrePeckham as part of the #PeckhamFringe24. Link in my bio for 🎟️ 🎟️🎟️
Like many amateur photographers, we do occasionally experiment with editing We have a royally good line-up in store for you this weekend, featuring the comedy Kings and Queens that are @jpattersoncomic, @alexkealy, @lauralexx & @Comediandana 👑 🎟️ bit.ly/BhamWeekendCom
Bringing that funny to the Midlands next weekend #diaryofafunnyman
Bringing that funny to the Midlands next weekend #diaryofafunnyman
I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#midweekmirth #wednesdaynightfunnies #humpday#diaryofafunnyman
#midweekmirth #wednesdaynightfunnies #humpday#diaryofafunnyman
HA HARBOUR COMEDY CLUB Fri 8th Mar 7:30pm The Queens Head #Kent #UKcomedy LINE-UP: @jpattersoncomic @Robertdcopland @KeefyJewell @wilsonstandup (Host) 🔥COMEDY TICKETS & INFO🎟 jokepit.com/comedy-in/rams… #JOKEPIT "IT'S A WHOLE LOTTA LAUGHTER"
PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE. WEDS 7TH FEB @6pm. Link to tickets in my bio #midweekmirth #wednesdayfunnies#theruncontinues #diaryofafunnyman
PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE. WEDS 7TH FEB @6pm. Link to tickets in my bio #midweekmirth #wednesdayfunnies#theruncontinues #diaryofafunnyman
WEDS 7TH FEB 6PM. 🎟️🎟️🎟️ IN BIO 😁👌🏾🔥🔥🔥
Next Week at Top Secret. Some lovey solo shows! linktr.ee/thisweekattops… @redrichardson1 @hawleyjacob @neeksman @ericrushton96 @iamthomasgreen
My next WIP show will be taking place on WEDNESDAY 7TH FEB at the world famous @topsecretcomedy in Covent Garden. Link for 🎟️🎟️🎟️ in my bio peeps. #midweekmirth #afterworkfunnies #coventgarden #topsecretcomedyclub #theruncontinues #diaryofafunnyman
An amazing night hosting @UTCComedyclub with fellow alumni @jpattersoncomic and @ShutUpAndrea, along with Martin Graham and superbly closed by the masterful Andrew Maxwell.
Do yourself a favour and get tickets to see this guy! 🔥🔥🔥
Do yourself a favour and get tickets to see this guy! 🔥🔥🔥
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My legacy is in how people felt when leaving Forest games over those seasons. If you want to start a campaign to have my records expunged, any imagery and removal from the 150th anniversary team, I'll support you. I don't need legacy, I just need people who saw me at the CG to…
You've made it to Friday, CONGRATS! Why not treat yourself this weekend with a well-earned night of hilarity at The Glee Club?! 😂 We've got the brilliant @abigoliah, @KeithFarnan, @jpattersoncomic & @lord_rajj lined up to make you laugh 🙌 BOOK NOW 🎟️ bit.ly/OxfordWeekendC…
It disgusts when OutKast rap fans only praise Andre 3000 and snub Big Boi like he ain’t a dope emcee. Big Boi bodied all these LPs but you cats should go off downplaying him. Southernplaya ATLiens Aquemini Stankonia
Timeline cleanse. Who remembers ‘Dance Energy’? Omar’s studio voice is equally as strong as his live voice. Amazing.
Another chance to hear star and creator of the magnificent Baby Reindeer Richard Gadd live on Insane In The Men Brain at the Edinburgh Festival in 2019 open.spotify.com/episode/3uMKBh…
Klopp’s post game comments made me sad. He is genuinely sorry for the outcome but still says champions league is not guaranteed so he wants to ensure we get that. When the anger subsides, sadness remains that this era is ending.
English champions. European champion. 2 league cups. 1 FA Cup. World champions. A few baubles. 6 times runners up. Over a thousand goals. Some of the best football we've ever seen. Have your temporary little gloat.
Join us this Friday, April 26th at 2 PM ET for an unforgettable experience as we premiere the full concert “Live at Tramps, NYC, 1996” on YouTube. Witness the magic of that historic night, complete with special guest appearances by @MosDefOfficial, @common, and @JungleBros4Life
Honestly, if it wasn’t Klopp’s last season, we’d chalk this up as a decent outing for a team in a rebuild. But it’s very All or Nothing because he’s off.
This is a real manager. Simple honest answers. No blame, we weren’t good enough. His face tells the true story of his disappointment. We need a quick turnaround. VvD Trent & Robbo needs to boss the dressing room and get a grip of these new players
The premier league should be on their knees thanking Jurgen Klopp, without him these last 5 years we wouldn’t of even had a title race. Out gunned financially Liverpool are the only club that have made a fist of it. He’s going to be a huge huge miss for Liverpool and the league
I just dont think hating all the players and saying it’s the worst we’ve ever played every time we get beat is healthy really, or accurate. Yes it stings, it hurts. I’d still rather be us than anyone else Forza Liverpool.
I joined Twitter 9 years ago to connect with Liverpool fans. Started to realise of late that there aren't that many of them on here. Just entitled, toxic idiots who have zero clue what it is to support a football club.
"If you were able to get excited about Amorim, then you should be able to get excited about Arne Slot." "Arne Slot could be elite in waiting and maybe he's just not had that unlocked." 🗣️ Managerial Gutter
Let’s be real, any manager replacing Klopp is a downgrade…
BREAKING NEWS!! Klopp hasn't left yet and there's a derby tonight. Shut the fuck up about bald people and divert that energy into tonight
Many youth were blocked by the Jungle DnB elites to MC in Junglist DnB, so a big part of the Grime wave was young emcees just creating their own new genre of sound system. #DizzeeRascal smashing the mic on Jungle DnB.