Chris @Stancaban
blissfully unaware. Joined February 2010-
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@SCE I would greatly appreciate if i could be connected to a live representative somehow. So far every number I have called has led to an automated, unhelpful prompt.
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can reddit do anything for souplantation?
@matt_theologidy @gojamespark @cowultimate Deja moo all over again...can’t wait to not get any updates this year 🙌🏼 #thetriowillneverbereplaced #93 #23 #13
I keep bringing my laptop home from work to actually do work, and then I get distracted, next thing I know it's time for bed
@boombamjess Why did this have to surface again...
Chris retweeted
I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there. #dadjokes #jokeoftheday
A little bit of mustard goes a long way when making deviled eggs. That's all.
@QuinnXCII @Spotify And it's frickin great, as expected 👌🏼
Great for the first couple minutes, but my soup cravings have largely diminished since the purchase.
The new hat I got smells just like a can of salty chicken noodle soup.
Chris retweeted
Hell yeah I'm into BDSM Big Dogs Snuggling Me
Being an adult means being sick at work and still having to go sit through meetings.
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