III%er @Staticstatistic

I was a dreamer. Then I woke up and realised that life was a simulation. So I went back to dreaming. zeroelemental.wordpress.com FCT Joined October 2012

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III%er @Staticstatistic

4 years ago

(Year 2025) Kanye: it wasn't me, it was the mask [points to self] did you see me talk? He's creative enough to try to spin it like that.

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III%er @Staticstatistic

4 years ago

Adulting turned me into an economist overnight.

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@pfmilan @Ambrosia_Ijebu Money printing will lead to extra inflation, and this is something suicidal in this current atmosphere of the US federal reserve waging economic war on the world. Africa needs intelligent leaders, like a whole new level of leadership. The old generation are finished

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4 years ago

Talent dey waste, honestly

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Chxta @Chxta

4 years ago

Naija Music has gone far👏🏻👏🏻 This is Yomie's "Calm Down" playing at a #Qatar2022 game, and it sounds like the entire crowd knows the song. I'm embarrassed to admit that I didn't until now. #Nigeria's artistes are the ones giving us a good name out there. Our government? 🤦🏾

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III%er @Staticstatistic

4 years ago

Nobody is a saint but we can choose the kind of sinner we want to be

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III%er @Staticstatistic

4 years ago

"Without sacrifice, true love is incomprehensible."

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4 years ago

Back to where it started.. to where it all began.

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III%er @Staticstatistic

4 years ago

Millions of people are too easily deceived by the repetition of a lie until it feels like the truth, as if the lie is everything they ever knew.

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4 years ago

I cri. Evritiem.

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III%er @Staticstatistic

5 years ago

@The_McCoy @jerry_emy @Morris_Monye It's the culture. There's a prevalent culture more aligned to religious law in the North, and in the South the prevalent culture is more aligned towards secular law. These two cultures are not compatible: and this is the Nigerian problem.

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III%er @Staticstatistic

5 years ago

To everyone that got rekt this week: weep not, Bear Jesus will save everyone.

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5 years ago

I blame Will Smith's village people.

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III%er @Staticstatistic

5 years ago

Behold, he knocketh. Knock Knock. 😂

III%er @Staticstatistic

6 years ago

It is during the bear market that many of you will finally accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and saviour.

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III%er @Staticstatistic

5 years ago

@St_Gothica Osheeeyyy! Congrats!

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III%er @Staticstatistic

5 years ago

yes it was so urgent, it was worth risking the federal offence.

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III%er @Staticstatistic

5 years ago

extremely urgent reminder that if you ever want to see Pokémon in your lifetime and not just on TV you have to perform genetic experiments on your pets.

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MR AHMED 🇳🇬 @UncleMohamz

5 years ago

RETWEET cos you still can ✊

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Onye Nkuzi @cchukudebelu

5 years ago

Blocking access to Twitter is the fastest thing I've seen the Nigerian Government implement - in my entire life. If only they took governance and insecurity that seriously.

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III%er @Staticstatistic

5 years ago

They banned Twitter. The same Twitter they used to come to power. I never imagined such a thing could be possible in my lifetime. Very soon, they will ban VPN, and order the police to search random people's phones for VPN software. Welcome to The End Of Days.