55 Year Old Stepdad @StepdadTweets
boy, get in the truck your mom's house Joined September 2018-
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I DON'T GET WHY IS ALWAYS MY TURN TO WASH THE DISHES
google: post nuptial agreement
HELLO YES 99.3?? I'D LIKE TO WIN THOSE TICKETS TO THE CHILI COOKOFF
THERE'S ONLY ONE RULE for dating my horrible step daughter: keep her out of my house, I don't care where you take her. The witch leaves dishes everywhere
thinking about buying a crossbow on Craig's list
wife is really breaking my balls today. they're broken as all heck. all my ball pieces are shattered, messed up. sounds like I'm carrying a couple bags of m&ms down there
google: signs your wife is cheating on you with the publix manager
taking the wife down to bennigans to see if they cook chops right
told my stepson to call the jobs he applied to EVERY DAY. he's got to be sure to visit and shake hands with all the managers. never gonna get a job unless he sends flowers to the managers wives. If he wants to build a career, he has to take the wives to Ruth's Chris
@pixelatedboat WHY NOT AN AMERICAN BILLIONAIRE. NOT GOOD ENOUGH ??? BRING THE JOBS BACK TO AMERICA
I'm the man of this house, I pay a mortgage damnit and if I want to walk around my kitchen in the underwear I was wearing when I won the 82 state championship in, then I will. A man has rights
STAYING IN THE GARAGE TODAY MAYBE CATCH SOME BREWSKIES AND DIP MY POLE STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE WITH SQUAW ON WARPATH
@SquidDad Ha ha... I do that every night now that Linda is in her mestropause!!!
putting in a garden next year. All hot peppers
susuki "crotch rocket" for sale. Step-son says he bought it from a friend but he probably stole it. he's a piece of shit. Wife had a lot of men before me but stepson is worst thing that was ever inside her. $800 OR BEST OFFER
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