Stephen T. Savage @StephenTSavage
Author / Editor / Pseudo-Intellectual / Expert at things that generate little or no income *Read Splattery for free: @SplatteryNovel Joined July 2018-
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1/3: In 2007, a fun writing exercise slowly evolved into a book. Splattery (@SplatteryNovel) is a work of experimental literary fiction (crime genre) for which I was awarded the Silver Medal for Storyteller of the Year at the 2008 Independent Publisher Book Awards ("The IPPYs").
2/3: In terms of a reading experience, I feel Splattery in this available Google Docs version moves fairly well via the Twitter/X machine either through your mobile phone or a PC. So, I have posted it here for your reading pleasure and let’s see where this all ends up.
3/3: Splattery (@SplatteryNovel) is a crime tale turned inside out, upside down, and all around in a poetic fashion. Moreover, I have broken it up into two parts in order to post the glossary one more time. One tip: If you have trouble following along at first, just read it out…
Somewhere out there in the neighborhood, there is a squirrel having one hell of a day.
Winter evening kick around.
I wish the NFL would come up with some method to determine which NFL team is the best. All these football posts these past few weeks ... the debates ... the betting ... the declarative statements ... I hope they eventually find a way.
It's going to be a good one.
Somehow, you are at a fancy party being thrown by sophisticated people. One of the guests decides to start a conversation with you. Which one of the following words would you use during this pivotal moment to enhance the discussion and make a strong impression:
The Orbit ride, late December 2023, California's Great America.
Merry Christmas everyone. I hope all of you find some time to celebrate or just relax. For me, it's that magical time to break out the Velvet Turtle glass and try to remember where I stashed some presents. Cheers!
Me, doing some online Christmas shopping, when there is more than one "ship to" address for the order.
When you've been playing too much fantasy football: "Hey Stephen, are you looking forward to Thanksgiving dinner?" Me: "While he has been practicing at full capacity all week, Stephen is still listed as 'Questionable' with regard to helping himself to some yams and cheesy…
I was in a plane and a passenger was arguing with the flight attendant over what was allowed in the overhead bins. I decided to stay out of it and let them carry on with their conversation.
It was tempting, but the trailer was a bit too long, there was not enough clearance in the back, and a new car is not in the budget yet. It was a tough, but professional decision.
For a moment, I could smell the cigarette smoke and the stale draft beer. While those days seem to be gone, a good time was still had by all.
Friend: “Holy smokes, that was something! Was that water slide crazy or what?” Me: “It was quite a catharsis. When we immediately dropped into the chute, I felt as if I was being disconnected from my present, chaotic existence and delivered into a new, dynamic level of spiritual…
Have a fun and safe 4th of July everyone! Yankee Doodle Boondoggle Fiction/Humor Stephen T. Savage Heidi Charleston wove through the crowd of her 4th of July party guests as she approached her husband; her flip-flops made a slight sticking sound on their newly varnished redwood…
I now have a blue check. It was a wonderful ceremony at Twitter headquarters. My blue check was presented to me on a red velvet pillow as a full orchestra played in the background. Okay, I paid for it while sitting at my desk listening to some AC/DC on my headphones. Looking…
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2 Followers 6 Following Splattery: A Novel by Stephen T. Savage (@StephenTSavage). *Special Edition for Twitter/X (Copyright 2007, 2010, 2012, and 2024, Stephen T. Savage)
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As the Smith family celebrated the blessing of new life, it occurred to them no one knew who let Kenny Loggins in.
@StephenTSavage @Super70sSports Nothing enunciates pseudo sophistication like Lawrence Welk and Jello Salad.
@Super70sSports I don’t know…Griese might have been called for intentional grounding…
@Super70sSports @RedsSuffering Looks like a young Vince Vaughn there.
@Super70sSports Nothing like knocking back a cold one with the old man
@Super70sSports This was Leave It To Beaver in the 70's. Trust me on this one.
@Super70sSports Man. Raw umber, burnt umber. Isn't there one schmuck around here who knows how to cook umber?
@Super70sSports When Adrienne Barbeau and Kevin Bacon have a child, Loggins will be there.
@Super70sSports The Logs has an open invitation to come to any of my family gatherings anytime he wishes.
@Super70sSports "How ironic is this babe? You and your girlfriends went to see Kenny in concert on one of your Girls Night Out excursions, what was it, about 8 months ago? And now he just happens to show up at our hospital as you are giving birth. Amazing!"
@StephenTSavage @Super70sSports To quote Action Jackson. "Immaculate"
@Super70sSports "You should've used blue-green, not green-blue."
@StephenTSavage @Super70sSports That was very well done.
Listen, you might go lower than Chi Chi Rodriguez but you sure as hell weren't going to out-funk his caddie.
@StephenTSavage @Super70sSports Just to let you know, I'm going to chuckle about "Don Crayola" all day.
@Super70sSports You ask to use my sharpener, on this, the day of my guinea pig's wedding.
@Super70sSports Paulie got rubbed out by Burnt Siena.
@Super70sSports I still have 2 boxes... The smell is GLORIOUS...
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