Steven Toast @Steven_Toast
Screen and voice actor based in London, UK. A total bloody parody! Contact : Jane Plough, Agent. No time wasters. Joined March 2013-
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"Why are you dressed as the man from Del Mon-taaay?"
@RayPurchase Damn you Purchase and damn your plastic surgery related skulduggery. That mildly irritated me!
Bloody hilarious, my friends! youtube.com/watch?v=tddbnM…
A wonderful and noteworthy young actor - youtube.com/watch?v=I3KP3B…
I'm very much looking forward to my series airing on Channel 4, not least because it will give me some much needed material for twitter
Today I was presented with a script. It was so poor that my monocle literally popped out, my friends!
My musical has been derailed due to an injunction by a chap who can only be named by using a spoonerism of his real name. David Dimbleby.
@RayPurchase Why don't you sit on a fork, you insufferable cretin!
RT for a chance to have a genuine Steven Toast tweet appear in the news feed of all your followers
@RayPurchase The only driver you have, Raymond, is the one covered in dust inside your golf bag!
My driver told me that there is an underground network of "tube-trains" beneath central London. Needless to say, I've sacked the buffoon.
@simTesting You'll get full credit if that's used, my friend. The opening number is to be entitled "Question Time-Space Continuum"
This is a disaster, I can find literally nothing that rhymes with Dimbleby!
Day off from the theatre. I shall spend it working on my new script- a musical based on the life of David Dimbleby
Idea for a situation comedy: Well established London gentleman gets paid copious amounts of money to drink whiskey and spout witticisms
I seem to have misplaced my shoe. Is it under your bed @RayPurchase ?
I'd thank you not to read any reviews of tonight's performance. Suffice to say, it was derailed when I noticed a chap wearing trainers.
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@Steven_Toast I can imagine. That Clem Fandango was some hard taskmaster.
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