Rob “you’ve never won the premier league” Rooke @rookiemert
"like the rats pressing the pedal again and again." London, via Birko Joined June 2011-
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@DPJHodges Ineptitude and short sightedness is the only conspiracy theory you need.
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@mrjamesob After this photo, you can just imagine hearing Trump say: “nice to meet you, Mark”
@barneyfarmer The poppies must flow.
Boris Nonceson.
Naturally
Most wildfire coverage on American TV news fails to mention link to climate crisis theguardian.com/environment/20…
England will forever be shite at football.
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The billionaire press hacked phones, blackmails politicians, cheers the far right and swings elections. A small group of people interrupted part of its distribution for a few hours. They are impugned as a threat to freedom and democracy. I think we have this the wrong way round
What a load of bollocks. WFH (if you can) has loads of advantages to you as a worker. Don’t let these bastards make you think otherwise.
For many of us, the commute is part of who we are — and it serves a useful purpose thetimes.co.uk/edition/news-r…
@ConwayShow The goat is blue and black.
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Choose death
Catcher in the Wi-Fi
The Bart, the. @SimpsonsQOTD
Completely batshit crazy
@VanityFair He is a nonce.
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Why Labour Lost: Oligarchs are Gaming Democracy @GeorgeMonbiot
Can’t wait for us to be rid of this virus. Can go back to regular old climate change anxiety.
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USA 🇺🇸 vs. Germany 🇩🇪. Politics matters.
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Harry Maguire better than Van Dijk, he said it about 3 times 😭😭😭 that fanbase is finished
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Donald Trump has abandoned the rule of law and made a mockery of our democracy. He truly is the most corrupt president in history. washingtonpost.com/politics/trump…
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