Bristol Stool @StoolReview
Movie reviews and poo. Types 3 & 4 are ideal stools. Everything else is shit. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_S… Hollywood Joined January 2010-
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THE CONGRESS felt like 2 poos moosh'd together: 1 live action, 1 animated. Both confusing. We're not sure what came out, probably a Type 2.
12 YEARS A SLAVE is a terrifying Type 4. It's a violent, but necessary shit. You'll need to pull some extra TP off the roll for your tears.
@stoolreview It will completely increase your bathroom going experience!
After seeing a few films at @AlamoKC, I decided to install a rumble pack on my toilet seat.
At times FRUITVALE STATION's narrative feels like a familiar & cliched Type 2 drama. But an understated ending pinches off an ideal Type 3.
After nearly 3 years of constipation, we're back on the toilet. New #StoolReviews coming soon. #cinEnima
ANTICHRIST is a beautiful shit that will haunt you for life. All 108mins are hard to pass, but what comes out is a perfectly formed Type 4.
Someone carefully smeared a mushy Type 6 on the theatre's screen, and it reads, "IT'S KIND OF A FUNNY STORY."
CAIRO TIME is 90 minutes of painstakingly hard to pass Type 1 pebbles.
I AM LOVE makes a lot of noise, like the dude in the other stall who's looking for attention, but it's just a fluffy, ragged, mushy Type 6.
If you ask me, the I AM NUMBER FOUR trailer looks more like a Number 2. http://youtu.be/mITOWAljv7o
RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE is an entirely liquid Type 7, missing the toilet completely. Stunning RealD 3D throws this shit right in your face.
YOUTH IN REVOLT was 1hr 30min of painfully cliché Type 1 pebbles. Channel your inner douche bag and tell this film to fuck off.
At times GET LOW drags on like a fluffy Type 6, but great performances keep it solid. The Type 4 shit Duvall says at the end made me cry.
MACHETE sliced open my gut and pulled out a perfectly formed type 3! #IdealStool
Banksy's EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP is a Type 3, bagged-up & burning outside the art world's front door. #IdealStool is an understatement.
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD was a spectacular sausage shaped Type 3 w/ 8-bit chunks of awesome in it. #IdealStool
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