Alien @Stranded_Alien
Hi I'm an Alien and on my way home I crash landed on your planet Earth and now I'm Stranded. Follow me to help me! Please!!-FORGET IT I'M SCREWED!! The Moon Joined September 2009-
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Stop sending me those fucking quizzes! It's bad enough I can't get home to my home planet!! >:(
Fuck sakes I fucking hate living on this planet! I don't think I'll ever get back home to the Moon again. cunt-farts!! >:(
If Marge Simpson is on PlayBoy I definatly need to get the fuck out of here!! @MsTooth_Fairy Come on bitch!!
@MsTooth_Fairy Hey whore! How about spreadin a little bit of your fairy dust shit and gettin me back on @themoon ? I'll get you some teeth!
@themoon I fucking miss you like you wouldn't believe!
@Unstrung nice. Well, that's that I supose. Might smartin' myself up and get a job at Burger King or somewhere.
@Earth Hi! Erm, how do I get the fuck off here??
I accept Advice via twitter but if you try and find me that would be even better !
Doesn't Barack Obama use this thing? Couldn't he help??
So how about Following me to help me get my SpaceShip up and runnin'? I'll make it worth your while!!
Not sure what country I'm in 'cos my Tech'Map Computer is fucked! Only thing that's workin' is the 'Net and the chemical toilet..
It's the most popular social-networking site Online on Earth so it would be the easiest way to reach the humans rere to ask them to help me!
Left my BlackBerry on the Moon (Faaaart)! but luckily I had the net installed in my 'ship and I've heard about this twitter thing..
Yeah so I'm just out flyin' my bitcin' SpaceShip when suddenly it starts to spin out of control and then *CRASH* it lands down here!
At least on the Moon you can dance and fly without using a spaceship. Also, (my favourite): There are no lines for anything.
Oh no! Not this place again!! I mean OK, fair enough, you guys have oxygen but my home (the moon) is way better!
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