#surfstats @surfstats
Surfing metrics, insights and opinions. Writer/stats nerd at Fantasy Surf Sessions. Views/opinions are my own. fantasysurfsessions.com Sydney, New South Wales Joined March 2015-
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@thebitchycrab I can’t work out if this click bait is clever or painfully desperate. Probably both, I guess.
@FredPawle Really? You cookers are so predictable
@Stavrosgreig74 @FredPawle Admittedly a clumsy and sometimes problematic term. It was meant as a cultural shorthand, but I take your point. It is, however, a bit dishonest to suggest that there’s no shared fundamental teachings or scriptures between the two established religious groups.
@FredPawle @amandavanstone You don’t know the 1987 song by Woodley and Newton? Were we great in 1987? You retrophiliacs never seem to specify exactly what period of greatness you want us to go back to…
@FredPawle @4mambo London was so overflowing with starving, filthy criminals, beating up their women and forcing their children to clean chimneys, that Lord Sydney suggested that they send some dregs to New Holland. Anyone can be a dick by subjectively describing history to fit hate. Try not to.
@FredPawle @JasonClareMP So you disagree with what he said? Is teaching respect woke? Are all teachers woke? Would more male teachers result in less ‘woke-ness’? Or are you just promoting a book? What are some of the outcomes or learning areas that you would like removed from the National curriculum?
@FredPawle @TruthFairy131 @belladabrera Do you get a percentage of each sale, Fred? You’re spamming it pretty hard. I’ve never in my life enjoyed a book so much that I felt the need to ram it down the throat of everyone in earshot. It either reeks of desperation, or obsession, I can’t tell…
@FredPawle @HQNewsNow Careful, Fred, your inhumanity is showing.
@seano888 @Ausbobsmit You have to wonder which photos were left on the cutting room floor if this was chosen as their best option. Sheesh.
@FredPawle @LucyTurnbull_AO @belladabrera It’s an ad. It ramps up the drama to sell copies. If you want to lend me your copy, I’d be happy to have a look, but I’m not spending my hard-earned on something that looks like conservative tabloid fodder.
@FredPawle @LucyTurnbull_AO @belladabrera “Read it before the next generation is lost” Who are the pearl-clutching snowflakes again, Fred? Maybe tone down the hyperbole if you want to be taken seriously.
@FredPawle @MurrayWatt If you don’t see this result in any way as a middle finger from constituents to the Liberal party, then your myopic worldview is beyond saving.
@AscendenciaX The moonwalk? Surely it would only make it harder?
At the moment, with Miggy, Samuel, Griff and Crosby, we have two different sets of brothers inside the top ten.
@FredPawle Maybe because arguing against a global reliance on oil isn’t the same as arguing for war-based failure of current resource systems? In fact, reducing our reliance on crude oil would minimise the impact of Trump’s cluster-fuck in Iran. Surely it’s not that hard to comprehend.
@babijung Sometimes. It is often used to maximise a limited swell window, even at the beginning of a waiting period. I just hadn’t read/heard whether the new draw/format meant that they were less likely to utilise it.
I missed the reasoning; why aren’t they running overlapping heats at Bells? Is it a new format thing, or just a ‘Bells is meant to be slow and boring’ mandate?
@FredPawle Unjustified leniency and the need for consistency in charging and sentencing in Australia is an important conversation to have, no question. That said, sharing posts that use the term ‘rape’ in cases of sexual assault is misleading at best and deliberately incendiary at worst.
@FantasyProsNBA 1. If you don’t have one of the big 4, you’re already behind the 8-ball. 2. Even as a late round option, T. Young is cooked and should be left alone.
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