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you ever watch a youtube video on 2X with absolute certainty? because that shit is comfortably unnerving, 😮💨
i was outside picking up sticks and stones. i was picking berries from the bush. you were in store buying driscoll.
he knows pinots, enos like brian. got that life of brian pumpin in the background like iron.
Mr @SnoopDogg quitting herb, is, in my book, the first sign of the apocalypse.
climate change is a lot like my inability to make women cum. it’s gonna happen whether we like it or not.
you ever eat a shrimp cocktail so big, it feels like genocide?
Why does every Kohl’s feel like it’s on the verge of going out of business?
Do you really work in the service industry if you haven’t eaten the remnants of a chalupa off the paper, like eating out of a diaper? #tacobell
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