The Spunky Sprout @THESPUNKYSPROUT
A mom raising two little badasses, running on coffee and dry shampoo. thespunkysprout.com Joined March 2018-
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Check out my new youtube channel. Like, subscribe and share. I need your support to keep making these videos. My focus is raising little badass kids through nature based and hands on learning. youtu.be/Taj1RZ7s_Nw
Is there a candle that smells the way a candle smells after it's been blown out?.....I want that candle.
In many ways I love being a stay at home mom, but at the end of the day it is still work. And I don't care how much you love your job, when you have worked for 14 hours straight with no break you get worn down. That's where I'm at tonight, worn down. Love to all the moms and dads
Making playdough at 6:30 in the morning......I'm going to need more coffee ..... #toddlerlife #momlife #coffee #playdough
Stay safe out there my friends. #eastcoast #huricaneflorence #staysafe
The chicks we hatched this spring just started laying! The two on the bottom are theirs. They are so tiny! The two above are for comparison. #backyardchickens #homesteading #hatchedchicks #momlife #tinyeggs
Sometimes you just need a moment. #momlife #lakelife #mustlovecows #justamoment
Found this little gem in a bathroom while on vacation up North. Made me lol. #bathroomart #coffee
I don't know what movie it's from or if i have even seen the movie but to this day when I wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom I can't even think the words, "blood Mary" when looking into the mirror. #90skid #scarymovies #nighttimebathroomhabits
So much sassss...... #toddlerlife #happymonday #justgottadance
Today's harvest from the homestead! #momlife #homesteading #wannabegardener #maryland #backyardchickens #backyardliving
Do you ever spend so much time in bed that you start to feel like one of the grandparents from Charlie and the chocolate factory?.......said no mom ever.
I rewash clean clothes I'm not ready to fold yet.....anyone? #momlife #neverendinglaundry #lazy
I don't care how cute you think your kid is, when you wake up at 2 in the morning and your toddler is standing at he foot of your bed.....it's terrifying. #momlife #creepykids #sleepisoverrated

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