Tom Haverford @THNicknames

Tom Haverford's nicknames for everyday things. Shout out to my boy Jean-Ralphio! Everyone watch @parksandrecnbc Thursdays at 9:30. youtube.com/watch?v=FbR7mp… Pawnee, IN Joined April 2011

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Tom Haverford @THNicknames

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I call cigarettes notorious C.I.G.s #TomHaverford #ParksAndRec

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I call pants neverending shorts. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRec

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I like to call milkshakes creamy dip whipy-whip. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRec

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I call sinks finger baths. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRec

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I call hula hoops shakira training wheels. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRec

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I call calzones (even though they're the worst food ever invented) Joan Callamezzos. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRecreation

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my twitter followers are my Malwae-Tweeps. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRecreation

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electric outlets are called spark holes. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRecreation

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I call books word warriors. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRecreation

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Pens are paper walkers. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRecreation

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flashlights are battery beamz. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRecreation

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I call juice boxes LL Cool Juicies. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRecreation

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I like to call french fries crispy dips. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRecreation

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I call hamburgers h-burgs, hammy hams, or h-bizzies. Cheeseburgers are c-bizzies. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRecreation

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I like to call windows anti-mirrors. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRecreation

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bike helmets are...skull turtles. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRecreation

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I call doorbells jingle knockers. #TomHaverford #ParksAndRecreation

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I like to call sunglasses Lord of the Eyes. #TomHaverford

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pancakes care batter mats, or bat-mats for short. #TomHaverford

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Computers are called power thinkers. #TomHaverford

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