TerribleJokeTuesday @TJTuesday
Bringing you the most terrible, corny, unoriginal jokes I can possibly find... I apologize in advance. (Tweets brought to you by @HaylieStarin.) linkedin.com/pub/haylie-sta… Joined July 2012-
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Hey @TheEllenShow...I think I found Nemo😳 #findingnemo #nemo @DisneyPixar
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Q. Why shouldn't you iron a four leaf clover? A. You don't want to press your luck! #HappyStPatricksDay! #joke
Q. Why don't they play poker in the jungle? A. Too many CHEETAHS! #HappyFriday! #corny #joke
Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? A. Sure, they’re very scent-imental! Happy #ValentinesDay from TJT!
Q. What do you call it when Batman skips church? A. Christian Bale! #joke #cornyjoke #batman #christianbale
I used to be a fan, but now I'm an air conditioner. #cornyjoke #joke
Now THAT'S a counter argument! #joke #cornyjoke #funny #punny
Q. What do you call an #elf who sings? A. A wrapper! #joke #cornyjoke #christmas
Happy Thanksgiving ya turkeys! #happythanksgiving #thanksgiving
Q. Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats! #joke #cornyjoke #thanksgiving #turkey
Q. Why did the #turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off! #joke #cornyjoke #thanksgiving
Q. When do you serve tofu #turkey? A. Pranksgiving! #joke #cornyjoke #thanksgiving
Q. Why are the #cranberries red? A. Because they saw the #turkey dressing! #joke #cornyjoke #thanksgiving
Q. Why do turkeys eat so little? A. Because they are always stuffed! #joke #cornyjoke #thanksgiving #turkey
Q. What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? A. Plymouth Rock! #joke #cornyjoke #thanksgiving
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Q. What happened when the #turkey got into a fight? A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him! #joke #cornyjoke #thanksgiving
Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a #pumpkin by its diameter A. Pumpkin pi! #joke #cornyjoke #thanksgiving
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