Josh Davidson @TJoshD
untrained animal trainer......pooping out tweets cuz I don't give a shit. Toronto, ONT Joined March 2009-
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@SarahABellstedt Came out of a near 5 year twitter retirement to agree with this.
@tiff_help please help me. your site is 502 or 504ing, when will it be fixed??
Eat, Pray, Poop #dailydiarrhea #bless #julierobertsdiarrhea
Got a bad case of the "Poo Blues" (sad while shitting). I'm sad because my poo is shockingly blue from all the freezies I've been eating.
You too can poo-poo U2 on Youtube. But it feels kinda shitty.
Fun Prank: Poop in co-worker's shoe. Mention someone's feet stinking. As they smell their shoes say "ITS POOP NOT YOUR FEET, IDIOT!" LOL!
I know u like 2 think that ur shit don't stink, but drinking 2L of skim milk and only eating creamed corn ensures that it certainly does.
I like my poops like I like my peanut butter: chunky and responsible for sending 1.4 million children to the hospital every year.
"I'm getting too old for this SHIT" - 65-year-old with bad knees trying to take a massive dump and is one day away from retirement.
Got Gonorrhoea Diarrhea in North Korea's own IKEA! We didn’t start the fire. It was always burning since my bum's been churning.
Ate some rocks. Shit a brick. Ate more rocks. Shit more bricks. Built a sturdy house. Destroyed my lower intestines. Tale as old as time.
Ever do that thing where you wipe so vigorously & accidentally shove the toilet paper up your butthole and it kinda feels good? #wipeout
I'M THE SCAT MAN! SKI-BA-BOP-BA-DOP-POOP! SKI-BA-BOP-BA-DOP-POOP ON MY FACE
The only good thing about this heatwave is that sweat is a natural lubricant for really large poops. #summertimeandthisshittingseasy
Winnie the Poo, Winnie the Poo Chubby toilet buddy all stuffed with corn Winnie the Poo, Winnie the Poo Willy nilly silly lil' chunk of shit
Don't get it twisted - President Dump is a big stinky mess, whereas President Trump is just a piece of shit.
All joking aside, I haven't pooped all day,
The last poop I took had big ol' chunks of cucumber in it! I was like, boy oh boy I've seen everything now mom!
Who else got that numb bum hum drum? MONDAYS MUM!
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