Jakes Takes @TakesJakes
takes snakes cakes bakes lakes rakes fakes Nashville, TN Joined October 2018-
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Idk why but if ur really hot, and ur friends are not, ur a cool person. I love science.
Me: honestly saying something that I’m passionate about. Any white dad with 401k and college degree: “tell me how you really feel”
So no one dies. And he doesn’t speak. Idk GOT u really bitched out
Posting photos of ur Coachella outfit is like blasting Soulja boi and acting as if it’s brand new. Knock it off
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Well... my cousin was just born. My aunt literally just found out. For real. My aunt who had the kid just found out. Idk how to even understand this.
“Literally, if you were my height you’d be hideous.” @TakesJakes
Jesus, flat earth, Denver airport, I literally dgaf when does the goddamn recycling man come every month
Literally tall people can’t even believe how far their heads are from the ground
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The answer, of course, is that Buddy Hield is older than both of them
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literally me when the judges told me I made the Top 20 😳😳😳
“Literally, if you were my height you’d be hideous.” @TakesJakes
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that pat riley guy was trash too. so was that phil jackson guy. wait. nvm.
@forumbluegold I don’t get why the lakers take chances on former players as coaches Rambis , Scott , Walton none are any good
Very tough look for your guy, me 🍲
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@KevinOConnorNBA i meant “40 minute flashes” re: derrick rose
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