tang monkey @TangMonkey
🍊 🐒 New York, NY Joined January 2019-
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Shout out my mom not strangling me 34 years ago so I can goon to Sydney Sweeney and complain about the chargers interior offensive line
@Uber_Support Scheduled breakfast delivery for 6AM. Delivered 2.5 hours late at 830, but said it wasn’t late because they started the order at 7:50. Wouldn’t stop the order because it was in process. Cant resolve in app bc one of your support people marked it as resolved Scam
@TampaBayTre Dalton wasserman look like Brock bowers and a hobbit had a baby
Shoutout @ATT for 3 weeks no internet service because they sent my router to the wrong place. Dont worry only 9 more days to get my router to Dallas! Great customer service!
@MoLew_8 Mine didn’t hit hard enough so i took another
@TylerHeroSTAN @danielrpopper Troy hill was not good at outside CB and guarding WR1s. He shined when moved inside and Jalen Ramsey took that role. Chris Harris is that guy for us
@dominos order never arrived and my store has literally never picked up the phone over the past many times I’ve called. I just want to talk to someone
Your weak hands probably slipped when the market fell, bet you wish you had strong monkey hands
@Hertz how my car was brought out in NYC. The expectation right now is extra clean, not completely filthy.
I tape my webcam for security and my frontcam for insecurity
@ATVIAssist I’ve filed 2 tickets over a week apart and no response. I bought the PC and Xbox version of COD so my roommate and I could play together. Battlenet automatically linked the accounts so now I’ve paid $120 for one game and we can’t play together. Please let me unlink!
@KaneZoeller There’s still time to take this down
Nothing cleans the house faster than a lost Juul
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Andy @dwade7323
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Kaley Halliburton @kalliburton
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George Paull @GeorgePaull
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GreenBridgeGroup @GreenBridgeGro1
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George Paull @GeorgePaull
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