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Tapswatch @Tapswatch

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Tapswatch @Tapswatch

15 years ago

I'm all covered in Goddess. #good #night

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15 years ago

Pretending that you don't love metal in order to get laid is pretty metal.

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15 years ago

I swear one day I will raise daughters who are tougher than my bandmates.

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15 years ago

"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes." Gibson

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15 years ago

It's always a shame when someone with nice boobs dies :( #amywinehouse

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15 years ago

Just nailed a French woman so good at one point I thought she was going to file a police report.

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15 years ago

My dick is giving Australia a good name.

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15 years ago

My boner for the next Harry Potter film is so supercharged I could cast the 'Dark Mark' into the sky with it. #harrypotter #hp7

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15 years ago

Your mama so fat, Darth Vader calls her 'the death star'.

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16 years ago

I once did a fart so bad, the plume cloud drifted in the atmosphere and disrupted flights in Australia for 2 days.

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16 years ago

Reading Law actually makes your penis smaller.

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16 years ago

Moving day: Not a good day to wank twice within four hours.

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16 years ago

Today is wetter than a Leonard Cohen concert.

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16 years ago

Watching Cherry Pooper and the Pillar of Passion. May have hired the wrong thing, this doesn't seem much like a children's movie.

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16 years ago

Scoring sex with a Scorpio doesn't count.

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16 years ago

Fracking is part my fault. I once did a fart so bad that fracking companies were able to improve their technology based on the observations.

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Tapswatch @Tapswatch

16 years ago

http://bit.ly/4AYMbb

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16 years ago

#ihateitwhenimdrivingand a pedestrian steps out in front. Running them over is quite terrible for my car's suspension.

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16 years ago

#ihateitwhenimdrivingand the boot starts to rattle because I didn't give my victim(s) a proper and final deathblow :(

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16 years ago

I can push my farts out so hard that they sound like the volume buttons on a Macbook Pro.

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