Partial Store Mindset @TechExpendable
just my own opinions Solar Donut Joined January 2020-
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Cx watching T@A intently session from afar Me: “would you like to take part in the session?” Cx: “no thanks just watching” Cx: continues watching from afar for entire duration of session
Got slightly distracted while shooting the Mac Pro review 🤖
#dearcustomer I’m sorry that I can’t work any faster and that you’re impatient because you left your last minute Super Bowl party grocery shopping to the day of, and I’m somehow to blame for you having “places to be”.
Me: “mind if I take a look at your phone to a repair technician to see if this damage can be repaired?” Cx: “well only if I can come with you” Me: “unfortunately you cannot come, only employees can go back there” Cx: “well then you can’t take my phone”
Cx: “Hey can I ask you a quick question?”
Cx: “Hey can I ask you a quick question?” https://t.co/8Xvga4RPl6
An Apple Store employee wrote to me asking why retail workers get the same wages during the holiday period despite busier stores. This was quite alarming as I had no idea we paid them anything at all.
We have a Magic Mouse with wireless charging in development. We’ve chosen to put the charging coils at the top of the mouse so that you’ll still have to flip the mouse over to charge it.
Cx: Yeah I backed it up last night Also Cx: Where can I make sure I have a backup *checks settings* “iCloud backup could not be completed because there isn’t enough storage” #NewProfilePic
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should’ve been you. Me: Not now Dad. Dad: Not asking for a Genius to help, are they? Me: Dad, there’s a medical emergency happening right now. Dad: Go and see if “probing for business intros” helps.
Cx: “Hey can I ask you a quick question?” *pulls out 2012 MacBook*
Cx: “Hey can I ask you a quick question?” *pulls out 2012 MacBook*
Glass is glass, and glass...
Me: “You’re phone won’t power on and your lightning port is damaged” Cx: “Is there any way to get the data off of the phone?” Me: “No because it won’t power on or be recognized by a computer” Cx: “Can we get the data off the hard drive or something?” Me:
*In the download during recognition* “I just wanted to recognize the whole leadership team for all of their hard work” Me:
When the customer keeps bringing up the fact that they’ve owned every Apple product and own a bunch of Apple stock
Are we planning on fully training the seasonals who got to stay or...?

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⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
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