learning lite expert @EXPERTOdeZP
ex fruit stand employee. views and tweets are my own. Backstage crying Joined August 2019-
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Unarmed queers in a gay bar in Colorado Springs were able to do what hundreds of armed men couldn't do in Uvalde.
Does anyone else hate clap outs? I made sure I closed on my last day (first store) and called out my last shift at my last store lol
BREAKING: The British Medical Association announces that Americans who cannot get abortions due to the overturn of Roe should be offered free services in the United Kingdom — something Republicans would be helpless to stop. RT TO THANK THE BRITISH MEDICAL ASSOCIATION!
When I worked there they didn’t want to let me attend school 2 days (at night) a week because I had to have “open availability” fuck apple
When I worked there they didn’t want to let me attend school 2 days (at night) a week because I had to have “open availability” fuck apple
How many years have we requested these benefits and more only to be told “sorry not possible, need of the business 🙂” but the mere thought of us unionizing has Apple scrambling to appease us with these crumbs. Just imagine what successful unionizing could bring.
How many years have we requested these benefits and more only to be told “sorry not possible, need of the business 🙂” but the mere thought of us unionizing has Apple scrambling to appease us with these crumbs. Just imagine what successful unionizing could bring.
Not Deirdre gaslighting all of us in that video. Claiming to have an open and honest relationship but so many of our managers can’t even take constructive feedback when they do something wrong.
Reminds me of a customer interaction I had. **me walking in plain clothes towards the back door** Cx: can you help me? Me: no im not on the clock as someone else Cx: that’s so rude Me: well I’m off the clock I don’t know what you want me to do ** walks away**
I wish I had as much free time as this guy who’s constantly replying to accounts he doesn’t even follow💀
I wish I had as much free time as this guy who’s constantly replying to accounts he doesn’t even follow💀
When I was at apple retail and we had that brief period where vaxxed employees could take off their mask, so many anti-vaxxer coworkers lied that they were vaxxer and didn’t wear a mask 🤮🤮🤮
When I was at apple retail and we had that brief period where vaxxed employees could take off their mask, so many anti-vaxxer coworkers lied that they were vaxxer and didn’t wear a mask 🤮🤮🤮
I don’t care if you make a phone that can zoom to heaven, I’m still going to pick the iPhone every time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I don’t care if you make a phone that can zoom to heaven, I’m still going to pick the iPhone every time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Leave Apple retail y’all. In 2021 I earned about $50k. Left for a job that offered $70k. Two weeks ago I accepted a job at $90K.
No lies detected 😭😭😭 credit: @ericdalessandro
The CDC says you can stop isolating if “the vibes are off”
BREAKING: CDC Sets Quarantine Duration To Seven Mississippi
vaccinated or not, please don’t talk to me while I have my airpods on 😭
Apple really told us good enough wasn’t good enough then got mad when we applied it to our working condition
my store lead discourages us from hanging out outside of work for fear of spreading covid but we're okay to handle customers that wear their masks like chin diapers make it make sense
Due to supply chain shortages, I have run out of fucks to give
HELLO THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I, AND MANY OTHERS, LEFT. ALSO THE FACT THAT WE (THE ANON COMMUNITY) EXIST IS EVIDENCE ENOUGH OF HOW SHIT IT IS. FUCK THEM AND THEIR COUCH
HELLO THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I, AND MANY OTHERS, LEFT. ALSO THE FACT THAT WE (THE ANON COMMUNITY) EXIST IS EVIDENCE ENOUGH OF HOW SHIT IT IS. FUCK THEM AND THEIR COUCH

Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 92 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
texpert 🧃 @gotbizintros
2K Followers 70 Following my spirit has been Tier 4’d | all thoughts are my own
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 308 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 506 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
flow-door-road 🏳�... @DoorFlowRoad
494 Followers 193 Following TS at a fruit stand. I need the benefits, so I stay. Tweets are from me, not my employer.
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
817 Followers 334 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
The Many-Based God @sans__accent
519 Followers 1K Following I work in a Cube of Infinite Subjugation where my job is to be Apple’s whipping boy. My thoughts are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
FORMER pineapple spec... @icloudbackitup
530 Followers 86 Following anonymous fruit stand account. all opinions my own.
Retail Zombie @retailworker111
259 Followers 234 Following
Genius Bar Babysitter @speshuIist
521 Followers 76 Following Genius Admin, aka everyone at the Bar’s babysitter | Formerly PZ | Opinions are my own | she/her
Astro-Grouch 🇻�... @oscarf00
302 Followers 2K Following Lego Enthusiast, Star Wars fan, Father, Husband, Technology Nerd.
Fruit Stand Fail @FruitStandFail
791 Followers 224 Following Another fruit stand specialist trying to survive on an a day. Thoughts are my own and not representative of any corporation.
all in on iphone @ALLinOniPhone
880 Followers 53 Following all in on hating myself, you? PZ Spec, Tech Spec, Genius, Tech Advisor, Creative Pro #toomanyroles promoted to cx
BLACK. FEMALE. GENIUS... @genionymous
485 Followers 92 Following Just a BLACKITY BLACK BLACK female Genius bitches✌🏽
promoted to associate... @iqueuewho
559 Followers 59 Following just an ex-PZ loser who doesn’t know anything 😢
Tap Continue @TapContinue
245 Followers 77 Following Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer or mom My tweets are my own or someone elses meme My opinions are my own
Apple Retail Workers ... @ARWUnion
833 Followers 304 Following The UK’s first recognised union for Apple Retail Workers • Organising with @GMB_Union in Apple retail stores across the UK • Think United, Work Different
My EAP is Better @MyEAPisBetter
210 Followers 81 Following just another disgusted fruit stand employee! think different from managers. Opinions are my own.
Easlawvtal @Easlawvtal2330
13 Followers 1K Following
Jeremy Aubain @jeremyaubain_x
35 Followers 163 Following
Jackie day_Tona @JackieT48489
0 Followers 27 Following
DiamonDog.fnz @DiamonDog_fnz
23 Followers 32 Following
Robert Redmond @legargoyle
104 Followers 1K Following
Em @EmilyMc56591269
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Lydia Scnip @shortierock79
11 Followers 144 Following
Asadullah Mirzaee @asadmirzaee121
30 Followers 933 Following همهچیز در سایهی تلاش انسان بدستمیآید.
David Martin @DJLM511
351 Followers 2K Following Technical Specialist, Young Ambassador For South Gloucestershire Council
923thatisme @923thatisme
160 Followers 286 Following Rotting away. all opinions and tweets are my own yada yada yada
Opt out @relatablerepair
0 Followers 42 Following Current GA, cathartically reading other employees rants & watching the union conversation develop
CanYouRIPIt? @CanYouRIPIt
9 Followers 95 Following Fellow Frustrated Juice Drinker. Opinions and experiences are my own. Here we go.
Expected More @MoreExpected
5 Followers 43 Following
Tech Score @TechScoreNY
10K Followers 11K Following Tech Score | SHOP Tech Deals. EARN Reward Points. WIN free prizes.
dre @respectfulllyd
4 Followers 69 Following
Kim Busic @_kehm_
0 Followers 244 Following
not ur regular tech s... @GeniusBarProbs
86 Followers 120 Following This page is not affiliated with Apple at all. These are my own personal thoughts. Sorry Tim.
Jennifer Dodd @thetalkingpen
77 Followers 831 Following Social Justice Advocate, Encourager of the Broken Hearted, Visionary for the Unseen
Stepping outside the ... @SNArrrh
8 Followers 116 Following purveyor of fine fruit at the worlds biggest fruit shop 🍎🍏
J @skeletondanse
2 Followers 543 Following
Alice Koinov @liteningmyqueen
23 Followers 106 Following
Creative Specialist @KeepItCredo
2 Followers 47 Following A self-diagnosed Creative Pro Specialist Technician who talks about Carrier+ and Business+.
UTAW@Apple @AppleUTAW
716 Followers 162 Following United Tech & Allied Workers at Apple is a trade union for UK Apple employees, contractors and other tech workers. @UTAW_uk is a branch of @cwunews
Otter @Otter53513420
8 Followers 110 Following
SUR Rate @SameUnitDespair
124 Followers 78 Following All opinions are my own. Just trying to stay in the GR as much as possible
Dante M. @kingwrexx
74 Followers 143 Following Always blessed 📿 n never stressed UH | HTX | MOB crew | Mr. Dedicated . always educated. stay motivated . forever underrated.
Rich Strike @RichStrike801
1 Followers 55 Following
Abandoned Genius @realLeadGenius
235 Followers 106 Following Ambiguity Deal With It 😎 Longtime Genius - Unionize 💪 - not paid enough to maintain empathy.
Ellias 🇺🇦🇺�... @sargep
455 Followers 632 Following spouse, dog owner, they/them/theirs, technician, bartender, cook, baker, foodie, photographer, Army Sgt, veteran, all the things.
ghettoboy( ͠° ͟ʖ ... @ghettoboy_909
17 Followers 710 Following
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 92 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
texpert 🧃 @gotbizintros
2K Followers 70 Following my spirit has been Tier 4’d | all thoughts are my own
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 308 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 506 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
Genius Bar Tales @GeniusBarTales
10K Followers 404 Following The ORIGINAL 'From The Genius Bar' account since 2011. Stories, Commentary, Satire of life at . Not an official Apple blah blah, pass the Whiskey.
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
817 Followers 334 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
AppleTogether @AppleLaborers
9K Followers 76 Following A global solidarity union of workers from all parts of Apple #AppleTogether #AppleUnion https://t.co/mdhgYnKvcB
9to5Mac @9to5mac
1.0M Followers 47 Following We break Apple news. Leading source for all things iPhone, Mac, iPad, Apple Watch, more.
ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody
111K Followers 0 Following I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented #minimaluminiumalism. I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)
The Many-Based God @sans__accent
519 Followers 1K Following I work in a Cube of Infinite Subjugation where my job is to be Apple’s whipping boy. My thoughts are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
MacRumors.com @MacRumors
1.4M Followers 93 Following Apple, iPhone, iPad and Mac rumors, news, tips and videos. Tap Follow! Message us with questions / comments.
all in on iphone @ALLinOniPhone
880 Followers 53 Following all in on hating myself, you? PZ Spec, Tech Spec, Genius, Tech Advisor, Creative Pro #toomanyroles promoted to cx
BLACK. FEMALE. GENIUS... @genionymous
485 Followers 92 Following Just a BLACKITY BLACK BLACK female Genius bitches✌🏽
promoted to associate... @iqueuewho
559 Followers 59 Following just an ex-PZ loser who doesn’t know anything 😢
NEUA @NonEndUser
319 Followers 22 Following
GeniusAdmin @GeniusAdmin
1K Followers 662 Following I don’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to me. 🤷🏻♂️ 99% of the time, IDGAF. 💁🏻♂️ Not an official account. ✌🏼👋🏼 Bored? Read pinned tweet.
I was* your Genius @30minute15
255 Followers 110 Following thoughts from a former* grizzled Apple vet. now living and enjoying life after the fruit stand
ARS Confessions �... @TexpertProbs
1K Followers 73 Following Dealer of ambiguity and ✨🍎fruit 🍏✨. Why write a book when you can write passive aggressive tweets? 📥 Have questions? Send me a DM
The White House 46 Ar... @WhiteHouse46
8.6M Followers 6 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
The Debt Collective �... @StrikeDebt
95K Followers 11K Following The nation’s first debtors’ union, organizing to build power with debt as leverage. You are not a loan! Press: [email protected]
Annoyed Apple @applememoirs
258 Followers 98 Following Ex employee at the fruit stand. All opinions are my own.
the needs of the busi... @enrichingmyass
709 Followers 124 Following My opinions are my own Just some fruit stand shit, a tech trying to stay sane
InFROPHell @InFROPHell
549 Followers 314 Following
#fruitofthepoisontree @mymadeupaddy
448 Followers 333 Following
Vice President Kamala... @VP46Archive
14.6M Followers 6 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
steeve_mobs @MobsSteeve
647 Followers 245 Following I like new balance shoes & Fruitstand Kool Aid . Dealing with ambiguity on a day to day basis . My pronouns are : go/fuck/yourself
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor... @AOC
12.7M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Biden Inaugural Commi... @BidenInaugural
223K Followers 5 Following Thank you for joining us for the historic inauguration of @POTUS and @VP. A new chapter has begun. #Inauguration2021
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.1M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father, grandfather, and great grandfather.
forever unpaid leave @allhailfruit
399 Followers 59 Following former texpert trying to save my soul. views are my own.
Expert at managing ex... @surviving_fruit
352 Followers 86 Following Worked at the local fruit stand somewhere in EMEA as PZ and OPS. Now retired but here for the memes.
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
20.8M Followers 702 Following Always fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. 107 Days available for pre-order now.
i was told by appleca... @timshookk
282 Followers 99 Following my views do not express those of my fruit • they/them
think of your eyes li... @probepolitely
205 Followers 191 Following a real-life female pro (we do exist)
Coopertina @TEXPERTPROPLUS
138 Followers 13 Following fruit stand fuckeries n thots (that are my own and only mines)
Marques Brownlee @MKBHD
6.2M Followers 481 Following Web Video Producer | ⋈ | Pro Ultimate Frisbee Player | Host of @WVFRM @TheStudio
PoisonApple @poisonfruit2
772 Followers 264 Following Living lie everyday .... trying not lose myself in this cult.
Fruit Knock Off @Texpert_
513 Followers 67 Following A well needed venting outlet. I love my job, but the customers can get on your nerves. As it turns out... all opinions are my own.
surprise and delight @sadtechspec
41 Followers 84 Following
CoinX @coxxin
14K Followers 17 Following
Pro Ambiguity Dealer @AmbiguityPro
637 Followers 769 Following Fan of all things . No longer a slave to the fruit stand. Opinions are strictly my own
Queue Queen @Queue_Queen
518 Followers 82 Following “enriching” lives || officially unofficial || all opinions are my own
Technical Expert @SPQHqueen
209 Followers 133 Following just a techexpert that loves her job and hates people. THIS ACCOUNT HAS NO AFFILIATION WITH APPLE WHATSOEVER
Crapplecare @crapplecare
150 Followers 31 Following Just a Guy working a retail job at the fruitstore
Connect, Curate, Reco... @techprobs101
707 Followers 41 Following Eyerollin’ to the grave | Opinions/tweets are my own, plus many others. #AppleToo
Raw Genius @genius_raw
95 Followers 70 Following Genius keeping it real, views are my own, not official Apple account, expect satire and sarcasm
theprevioustechnician @theprevioustec1
481 Followers 188 Following currently telling you “just call Apple Support, they’ll help you there.” content does not represent those of any one, or anything. he/him/his
a clid named dorris �... @lolpietdepsi
260 Followers 267 Following black, trans, lesbian, big boned, and on the spectrum • 🏳️🌈✊🏿
Crushed Genius @Time4Feedback
356 Followers 70 Following Ex Genius of 7 years at the fruit stand. All opinions are my own. Moved on to bigger and better things
Fruit Harvester @fruitharvester
349 Followers 254 Following Sometimes I have faith in humanity, then I go to work.
ForeverFamilyRoom @ExpertlyFR
789 Followers 254 Following Pork and beans and Sauce. I work in retail, for a company who I do love to work for. However the entitled customers, destroy my enthusiasm daily.
DontDrinktheAppleJuic... @noapplekoolaid
276 Followers 12 Following These views and opinions are my own🙃