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Eyerollin’ to the grave | Opinions/tweets are my own, plus many others. #AppleToo Hell with Ficus trees Joined February 2020-
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I understand technology is ever-growing, and it can confuse people, but I truly wonder how many folks survive on a daily basis. How are you allowed to drive? Who hired you? How have you not burned your house down? MFs just be CLUELESS.
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I forgot about his account, honestly. Ya girl is still thriving in her villain era. Want to get to where I am? Leave Apple. 🖤🙃
My villain origin story: Apple Retail.
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A colleague asked me about working for Apple at home and the annual pay. I simply looked at him and said “Don’t do it.” Too much headache and not enough money.
Yesterday, I was painfully reminded of all helpless people who lacked basic comprehension to set up “Hey, Siri.” SAY WHAT’S IN QUOTATIONS, AND STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS, GRETCHEN!
Whenever I have to fix a colleague’s mistake, after I’ve emailed them to fix it, and they don’t, you best believe I’m going to take credit for it. My time is valuable.
Don't come for me if I didn't send for you. I sliced and diced a colleague in an email this morning because he had the audacity to send me a passive aggressive email, which had our bosses CC'd. You best believe I came for his entire heritage. He hasn't spoken to me all day. 🙃
My anon account may be young, but ya girl been on the Twittersphere for well over a decade. ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽 #MyTwitterAnniversary
Almost two years later, and I reached 700 followers that chose to listen to my rants and shenanigans. You’re the most welcome. 😉🖤 From my day one homies to now: HEY FAM, and welcome to the dark side (I see all you new anon accounts).
Pandemic or not, I need you to back the fuck up and respect my personal space.
I’ve worked 9+ days straight before, but this last 6 day stretch (ended yesterday) was the worst. Every single day was a multitude of issues, none of them of my own doing, and I’m over it. How are so many grown adults insubordinate?
Watching the “most prestigious company in the world” get trampled is sweet vengeance. Keep throwing that taxable hush money at employees and dig your grave deeper. Shit, I should receive back pay on this. 😂 I once loved my job, and then it went to shit. #AppleRetail #AppleToo
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