King of Overflow @overflow_king
swapping everything every time at your local fruit stand. Joined August 2017-
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i… I don’t even know what this is supposed to be.
if apple made a realistic siri commercial
AppleCare At Home Advisors’ living nightmares
Still can’t believe anyone thought they wouldn’t ship directly to consumer. That rumor got so overblown and for no good reason too.
Still can’t believe anyone thought they wouldn’t ship directly to consumer. That rumor got so overblown and for no good reason too.
Apple Store customers come January 2024
Everyone loves a good stand up routine. youtu.be/FUIKkxf8dzo
Apple Store in Oklahoma City Becomes Second in U.S. to Unionize macrumors.com/2022/10/14/app… by @rsgnl
A lot of men are watching this #AppleWatch update like
Alternatively, it seems like each one of the devices had about one replacement each, so I’d say that the refurbished devices were precisely as good as new devices.
Alternatively, it seems like each one of the devices had about one replacement each, so I’d say that the refurbished devices were precisely as good as new devices. https://t.co/PvBnT6lWHE

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