Queue Queen @Queue_Queen
“enriching” lives || officially unofficial || all opinions are my own Joined January 2020-
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Apple Support setting up in store appointments for things they know we can’t do in store.
no, i’m not going to go get the manager for you because we have no walk-in reservations available. goodbye!
Queue Queen retweeted
It’s that time of the year where they tell you you didn’t do enough this year
then you get the customers who aren’t understanding of the situation and it makes it 10x more fun!
then you get the customers who aren’t understanding of the situation and it makes it 10x more fun!
it‘s bullshit that you have to go through the interview process just to try and get a full time position for the same role that I’ve been doing part-time for at least a year.
BEGGING for another store closure! Please let me be free.
Queue Queen retweeted
Are you ever sick of being a “woman in tech”
facts!
the people support team is truly a joke. so useless!
You don’t get a special jump the line pass because you’re in a hurry, especially when you’re being a big-o-bitch.
I’m tired of seeing Ted Lasso around!!! The stickers. The screens. Goodbye!
my favorite thing ever is being scheduled to close the GR but not scheduled to do any repairs for the day 🤗
I don’t care if you’re a cop, I’m still not going to make a walk in appointment for you. Plus, #ACAB
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 92 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
texpert 🧃 @gotbizintros
2K Followers 70 Following my spirit has been Tier 4’d | all thoughts are my own
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 506 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 308 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
flow-door-road 🏳�... @DoorFlowRoad
494 Followers 193 Following TS at a fruit stand. I need the benefits, so I stay. Tweets are from me, not my employer.
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
817 Followers 334 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
The Many-Based God @sans__accent
519 Followers 1K Following I work in a Cube of Infinite Subjugation where my job is to be Apple’s whipping boy. My thoughts are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
FORMER pineapple spec... @icloudbackitup
530 Followers 86 Following anonymous fruit stand account. all opinions my own.
Retail Zombie @retailworker111
259 Followers 234 Following
Aware of data loss @HitStartPlease
168 Followers 72 Following Unbreaker of things, unlicensed therapist, deleter of precious memories. *trusted with The Screwdriver™️* Not affiliated with anything. All thoughts are my own.
Genius Bar Babysitter @speshuIist
521 Followers 76 Following Genius Admin, aka everyone at the Bar’s babysitter | Formerly PZ | Opinions are my own | she/her
Astro-Grouch 🇻�... @oscarf00
302 Followers 2K Following Lego Enthusiast, Star Wars fan, Father, Husband, Technology Nerd.
BLACK. FEMALE. GENIUS... @genionymous
485 Followers 92 Following Just a BLACKITY BLACK BLACK female Genius bitches✌🏽
Fruit Stand Fail @FruitStandFail
791 Followers 224 Following Another fruit stand specialist trying to survive on an a day. Thoughts are my own and not representative of any corporation.
RTR @ReadyToReplace
184 Followers 49 Following Because aren't we all? Disgruntled fruit stand employee. Genie Admin or whatever. All thoughts are my own. Spitting up the Kool Aid since '18.
promoted to associate... @iqueuewho
559 Followers 59 Following just an ex-PZ loser who doesn’t know anything 😢
Kiss My NPS @KissMyNPS
740 Followers 166 Following FORMERLY a reluctant/stubborn servant of the Fruitstand. Random musings and opinions are all my own
Fruit Fly @FrootFlie
19 Followers 73 Following not affiliated with any company or any fruit! PZ specialist just trying my best.
Big Red Fruit Online ... @BigRedFruitShop
79 Followers 188 Following Unofficial apparel and accessories for Apple employees. https://t.co/QT5paOpcLd
israel @omegamazas
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Matthew Kletter @MatthewKletter
141 Followers 361 Following 🤓🐿☮️🏳️🌈🎧 follow me on Bluesky. This bird has flown… 🐦
Scottspov @scotts_pov
18 Followers 118 Following Cincinnati based gamer, digital artist, writer, cat owner, and perpetual five year old. Until I'm fifteen. And then I'm five again. Punch and pie.
Amy Walker @WalkerEAmy
0 Followers 73 Following
Funky Little Tech @FruitStandTech
23 Followers 25 Following Just a funky little tech trying to make it at a funky little fruit stand. All opinions are my own! | They/them
Samuel L Genius (Qont... @Samuel_L_Genius
32 Followers 73 Following mother/fucker. Definitely not that guy, nor representing that company. If you can’t see this is a parody shitposting account, I don’t know what to tell you.
Opt out @relatablerepair
0 Followers 42 Following Current GA, cathartically reading other employees rants & watching the union conversation develop
Trans Rights @liberatetrans
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ILTech @_ILTech
60 Followers 301 Following
not likely to recomme... @empathy_1of5
26 Followers 36 Following ex-genius who was apparently the admin babysitter. thoughts/opinions are my own & not affiliated with the stand.
PUG-Life @DuaneValentine4
18 Followers 90 Following
Anon @GYOGenius
93 Followers 101 Following Previous fruit stand member who was axed for speaking good about unions. All thoughts and opinions are my own.
ADuckOnQuack @ADuckWithQProbs
172 Followers 653 Following 26 | Married | Affiliate | Variety streamer| Motorcyclist | https://t.co/7PcAseC9G9
923thatisme @923thatisme
161 Followers 286 Following Rotting away. all opinions and tweets are my own yada yada yada
✨Ofsteve ✨ @PZinGillead
99 Followers 255 Following just a Handmaid for the big apple. blessed be the fruit, MF’s. 🖕🏻 of course these thoughts, opinions, complaints, and tears are all my own.
Expected More @MoreExpected
5 Followers 43 Following
Michael Sherman @ShermanRichardM
165 Followers 2K Following as solid as they come MA in film studies
Angel O @auisgold_
12 Followers 41 Following I live for the random bursts of happiness & endless moments of laughter.
expected_more @Athlon64X2
0 Followers 45 Following
apple retail union me... @ARUmemes
67 Followers 63 Following unionizing at Apple? that’s a bingo 👍👍👍 this is how we win 😎 💯
Alastair Merrill @AlastairMerrill
115 Followers 225 Following bees, lutes, procurement and governance
Thoughts... @c4rson
49 Followers 285 Following
TJ @Tarshman
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Marika @marika60019770
5 Followers 31 Following
Petra Hollick @Dutchie73
1 Followers 34 Following
Kim Busic @_kehm_
0 Followers 244 Following
Visual Standards @Visual_Stanturd
8 Followers 69 Following All thoughts belong to me, not our overlord Apple. Just here to vent and share memes so I don’t cry.
All in on phone @CanYouTakeNext
72 Followers 60 Following
spamkip_fruit @SpamkipFruit
1 Followers 42 Following Living the Fruit Authorised Service Provider/Fruit Premium Reseller life
Daniel Ross @DanielRxss
1K Followers 2K Following 27 | ♒️ 🏳️🌈| Singer, songwriter, and producer | Stream my music using link below!
Rebs @flosseveryday
59 Followers 106 Following Who knows, maybe I won't tweet anything for 2 months, then I'll tweet 200 things in 5 minutes.
instergraham @instergraham
0 Followers 12 Following
Teresa Herring @TeresaH08160534
146 Followers 2K Following
angel hernandez @angelito722
95 Followers 304 Following Most of my pictures are taken with iPhone📍Miami
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 92 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 506 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 308 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
flow-door-road 🏳�... @DoorFlowRoad
494 Followers 193 Following TS at a fruit stand. I need the benefits, so I stay. Tweets are from me, not my employer.
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
817 Followers 334 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
AppleTogether @AppleLaborers
9K Followers 76 Following A global solidarity union of workers from all parts of Apple #AppleTogether #AppleUnion https://t.co/mdhgYnKvcB
The Many-Based God @sans__accent
519 Followers 1K Following I work in a Cube of Infinite Subjugation where my job is to be Apple’s whipping boy. My thoughts are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody
111K Followers 0 Following I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented #minimaluminiumalism. I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)
Retail Zombie @retailworker111
259 Followers 234 Following
all in on iphone @ALLinOniPhone
880 Followers 53 Following all in on hating myself, you? PZ Spec, Tech Spec, Genius, Tech Advisor, Creative Pro #toomanyroles promoted to cx
Astro-Grouch 🇻�... @oscarf00
302 Followers 2K Following Lego Enthusiast, Star Wars fan, Father, Husband, Technology Nerd.
BLACK. FEMALE. GENIUS... @genionymous
485 Followers 92 Following Just a BLACKITY BLACK BLACK female Genius bitches✌🏽
Fruit Stand Fail @FruitStandFail
791 Followers 224 Following Another fruit stand specialist trying to survive on an a day. Thoughts are my own and not representative of any corporation.
promoted to associate... @iqueuewho
559 Followers 59 Following just an ex-PZ loser who doesn’t know anything 😢
Kiss My NPS @KissMyNPS
740 Followers 166 Following FORMERLY a reluctant/stubborn servant of the Fruitstand. Random musings and opinions are all my own
ARS Confessions �... @TexpertProbs
1K Followers 73 Following Dealer of ambiguity and ✨🍎fruit 🍏✨. Why write a book when you can write passive aggressive tweets? 📥 Have questions? Send me a DM
Abandoned Genius @realLeadGenius
235 Followers 106 Following Ambiguity Deal With It 😎 Longtime Genius - Unionize 💪 - not paid enough to maintain empathy.
Edward James @FRBastardSon
617 Followers 180 Following Swapped my last device in 2018. Still deal with stupid questions only I get paid more to laugh at them now.
patrick ಠ_ಠ @patrick8here
62 Followers 191 Following to fuck around is human; to find out is divine.
Runner WEstock @1storegrindset
315 Followers 149 Following Just an ops dummy trying to navigate the daily struggle of working at a fruit stand | all thoughts and opinions are my own
Acknowledge, Align, A... @AckAlignAss
363 Followers 180 Following Tryin not slap the obnoxious & entitled Fruit Fans. Sharing fictionalized truths of the best work of my life🤦🏻♂️ Opinions are my own, with many sympathizers.
NoRunnerAvailable @no_runner
270 Followers 54 Following Shucking boxes and delivering packages. Leaving you hanging with your reverse runners since 2011.
the needs of the busi... @enrichingmyass
709 Followers 124 Following My opinions are my own Just some fruit stand shit, a tech trying to stay sane
Volts PC @Volts_PC
396 Followers 944 Following
Unspecial Specialist @soulisourpeople
222 Followers 84 Following I work at a fruit stand, all thoughts and opinions are my own blah blah blah
iPhone MegaMiniMax @FruitStoreNinja
566 Followers 531 Following In no way affiliated with Apple inc. This account is for comedy and parody purposes only. #Unionize #UnionStrong
forever unpaid leave @allhailfruit
399 Followers 59 Following former texpert trying to save my soul. views are my own.
Wyze @WyzeCam
59K Followers 66 Following Great tech to help you never wonder. Now with a double layer of security. Need Support? https://t.co/54DGd8O79j
GR Specialist @GRspecialist
673 Followers 101 Following Genius in Canada. I spend more time than necessary in the GR. My views & onions do not reflect those of my employer.
i was told by appleca... @timshookk
282 Followers 99 Following my views do not express those of my fruit • they/them
Jane Appleseed @janeaaplseed
791 Followers 318 Following I really do like helping people, but the negatives of Apple Retail outweighed the positives. I am a commie.
🍋🍊🍐🍎🍏 @fruit49973
266 Followers 51 Following I sell fruit. All views and expressions are mine and mine only
Matthew | Glacial @glacialofficial
332 Followers 1K Following Listen to my new song "Before" on all major streaming services!
JuniorIII @_JuniorIII
391 Followers 82 Following I'll always be a family room specialist using my easypay.
steeve_mobs @MobsSteeve
647 Followers 245 Following I like new balance shoes & Fruitstand Kool Aid . Dealing with ambiguity on a day to day basis . My pronouns are : go/fuck/yourself
Erin Reidy @ereidy
80 Followers 478 Following IT professional, former Genius, anthropologist/forensic scientist, library fan, politics junkie, progressive liberal, romance beta reader. she/her
Christopher Gooley @GooleyChris
2K Followers 2K Following Actor, VoiceOver, Writer. Hearing Impaired. Day Job in Sales/Performer at night. Recent: Production Secretary on the film "Eleanor the Great"
Callum McIntyre @virtuallycallum
2K Followers 738 Following YouTube Strategist 🚀 Building Velocity ⚙️
Stella - Fudge @StellaFudge
10K Followers 603 Following I live outside of Gods sight, and therefore outside of his love -Shitposter -Photographer -Owner of Apple Payroll Squad discord community -Old acc. @choco_bit
think of your eyes li... @probepolitely
205 Followers 191 Following a real-life female pro (we do exist)
Super Hydrated @itssimonleetwo
70 Followers 680 Following “I’m Sprite Pepsi, and I’m abstinence til’ I die!”
Fruit Knock Off @Texpert_
513 Followers 67 Following A well needed venting outlet. I love my job, but the customers can get on your nerves. As it turns out... all opinions are my own.
Glenn Minnikin @glennminnikin
95 Followers 417 Following Fruit shop employee, sound/light engineer, computing science graduate, pogonophile, admirer of light goods vehicles.
Sir $Genius @SirFamilyRoom
754 Followers 133 Following I’m an Software Engineer and you 100% have used the stuff I’ve worked on. 🥴. my journey was retail, CE, tools & automation and now software development.
Niggalous Cage @CloudBasedNomad
147 Followers 834 Following How’re you now? Cloud Based Cowboy. Neurotic little shit. InfoSec. Digital nomad. Digerati. Poppy Seed. He/Him. 
Pro Ambiguity Dealer @AmbiguityPro
636 Followers 769 Following Fan of all things . No longer a slave to the fruit stand. Opinions are strictly my own
surprise and delight @sadtechspec
41 Followers 84 Following
Connect, Curate, Reco... @techprobs101
707 Followers 41 Following Eyerollin’ to the grave | Opinions/tweets are my own, plus many others. #AppleToo
theprevioustechnician @theprevioustec1
481 Followers 188 Following currently telling you “just call Apple Support, they’ll help you there.” content does not represent those of any one, or anything. he/him/hisTrends for United States
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