Super Hydrated @itssimonleetwo

“I’m Sprite Pepsi, and I’m abstinence til’ I die!” Sydney, New South Wales Joined June 2016

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kira 👾 @kirawontmiss

8 months ago

bro been waiting for this moment his entire life😭

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Super Hydrated @itssimonleetwo

2 years ago

Is that @KeithLeakJr making a sneaky appearance in Apples announcement event? @smosh

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What young people don't realize is that in 2014 everything was Nutella. Breakfast was Nutella, snacks were Nutella, dessert was Nutella. I couldn't go to class because my bike was Nutella. My buddy's dad was Nutella.

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Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle

2 years ago

more songs like boney m’s “rasputin”….. just spend the entire song telling me about a historical freak’s entire deal over a disco beat

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Grace Randolph @GraceRandolph

3 years ago

This blows my mind, and shows the downside of cinematic universes #TheMandalorian P.S. Mando 2.5 Boba Fett episodes were EXCELLENT

paul 💫 🍉 @pualnewwin

3 years ago

This blows my mind, and shows the downside of cinematic universes #TheMandalorian P.S. Mando 2.5 Boba Fett episodes were EXCELLENT

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ARJ @_arj123

3 years ago

You know shits about to get serious when it’s this mf turn in the apple event 😂

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Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth

3 years ago

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work. I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

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Super Hydrated @itssimonleetwo

3 years ago

Hi I’m Simon, and I’m not ashamed to admit, I 100% judge books by their cover! Check this one out, I can tell already I’m gonna enjoy the shit out of this book!

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Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad

3 years ago

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

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eric curtin @dubstep4dads

3 years ago

why is literally no one talking about this???

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Matt Okine @mattokine

3 years ago

I get unreasonably jealous when I see young people just hanging out on a weekday.

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Ron Iver @ronnui_

3 years ago

Hot air balloons kick ass. Are they safe? Not really. Can you stop if you don't like it? Think again. BUT can you steer? Listen don't bring that negative energy into this wicker basket ok I'm gonna light this flamethrower.

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Super Hydrated @itssimonleetwo

3 years ago

#HuntedAU employing so many dodgy tactics to try and catch the contestants. This is quickly devolving into a Stanford prison experiment type scenario.

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Super Hydrated @itssimonleetwo

3 years ago

Watching #HuntedAU last night, two of the hunters with “specialised skills” decided to employ the tactic of running after contestants and when they couldn’t catch them, resorted to just screaming “stop!” At the top of their lungs multiple times. What a shamozzle