TheTechTeam @TechTeamProbs
When a church is too small for a proper worship team, hilarity ensues at the soundboard. Close to a coffee machine Joined January 2013-
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Our church finally settled on singing it as, "And Heaven meets earth like an unforeseen side hug."
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Pastor: "I think you blew up our subs..." Me: "So...you're saying I did a great job?" #worshiplife
Sometimes spotify has decent suggestions??? Who knew #techteamprobs
There's a guy outside flushing gophers out of a field with a fire hose. This town is so short on water that it's illegal to wash a car.
Our paper towel dispenser lost its mind this week. I guess the light from the window hits the sensor and now there's paper towels everywhere
@anonbaptist Listen man, I get that you're trying to be funny here, but is this loving toward the body of Christ?
Politics and sports are the topic of fellowship conversation. Send help.
Audio cables? Hide them with fake plants. Pulpit? Fake plants. Worship team? Fake plants.
How to make anything low profile on a church stage: put fake plants in front of it
Instead of 'promise me' I say 'put your hand under my thigh', it has mixed results...
@thomasneely95 Colorblind? Actually blind perhaps?
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That's not just the kick drum you're feeling in your chest, it's the holy ghost knocking on your heart. Straight from my 18's to your soul.
I opted for a breakfast burrito instead of the traditional Sunday donut today. Hopefully the Lord is still with the service...
When you graduate seminary they give you a copy of '1,001 jokes every pastor should know', some pastors use this resource better than others
Apologies everyone, techgirl was home today inbetween work shifts. I was doing good to just be alive today.
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If you're not in the tech team and you try to touch my sound board....I will call down all the plagues of Egypt on you.
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