Hood, Not Hoodwinked @HomieIsAwake
Earth is as flat as the bill on my Lakers cap. You think I'm lyin... prove it... Settin Up Residence in Yo Mind Joined April 2014-
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The question ain't nobody askin': What did Abe Vigoda know that he wasn't supposed to? #RuleOfThrees #IlluminatiHitList
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#EllenQandA Yo E, when did the government steal your original body a replace you with a clone drone? #StopCelebrityCloning
All vaccines are scams to control the people with nanobots. But even I know they don't cause Autism. Don't be stupid.
Flu shots are a scam to get everybody's DNA on file for the next great clone army. Amazing how flu shots are available all year now, huh?
#IfWeMet10YearsAgo you probably wouldn't be a robotic clone created in a lab after they gave you a "flu shot" to get your DNA...but u r now.
#MyTruthSerumConfession The earth is flat and I have proof, but if I release it, Donald Trump will release nanobots to "erase" me.
Doomsday Clock ran out of time back in 2012. We are living in a clone zombie apocalypse. Time no longer exists.
I've lost 100 followers since yesterday. I know they didn't unfollow, so Obama and the Pope must have taken them out. #RIPTrueBelievers
#LetsMakeTodayBetterBy the government admitting the fact that the snowstorm in New England is actually the ashes of alien ships.
Illuminati keep settin' em up. I keep knockin' em down. Another for the file: @wannabesongbird is confirmed.
@wannabesongbird I wonder how the real trolls feel about us using their species as an insult. U so cold-hearted. Colder than our dying sun.
@wannabesongbird Serious as the reality of global cooling.
#DemTownHall Hillary spent the 80's dressin' up in blackface, 90's lying to protect Bill, 2000's doing jack, & 2010's STRAIGHT LYING. #NoSir
@Yayo_Bunny @imRiCH__BiTCH24 Mole men and mole men. Aliens are aliens. We aliens to the mole men cuz they were here first, fam.
Oh dag! My shorts have got those hard, plastic covered string tips too! Illuminati antenna controlling my bladder and bowel movements!
#UnlikelyBooksForDummies Illuminati for Dummies because they got you believin they don't even exist. Wake up, fam!
YOU DONT EVEN NEED TOOTHPASTE HOMIE! Brush with just water and floss. 95% as effective. #KillBigToothpaste
You know toothpaste gets all foamy for absolutely NO REASON. It's just to trick you into thinking it's cleaner.
#AskDD Yo DD, how you like being used by the government to belittle the REAL conspiracies out there? #TheTruthIsOutThere #NotTheXfiles
Pastor Pending @RecentPastor
3K Followers 1K Following Former Pastor of the Kobayashi Maru Baptist Church. Now a hospital chaplain. Native Midwesterner
Marybeth 🐥🇺🇸... @mbkp
2K Followers 4K Following Silliness abounds! #TeamBlitheringIdiots *But we're pleasant idiots. ✝️ Awarder of 🏆 https://t.co/XVjrJO0NVt
Erik Sietsema: Gentle... @patchingcracks
3K Followers 3K Following Pastor, counselor, husband, & dad. More interested in Jesus than politics, sports, ideology, or anything else. Check out my novel: https://t.co/UUjnxbLSic
Lisa McMann @lmcmann4
2K Followers 3K Following "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law."
Pizza da Campbellite @StoneKamino
1K Followers 1K Following a nobody trying to help somebody along the way #healthyfaithchat
dust bunny hostage @dbhostage
2K Followers 1K Following Eccl. 3:20 All came from the dust and all return to the dust. **My house isn't dirty, I'm just living in my natural environment** she/her/mom-like💛
camerondallas @DestinyFri74177
40 Followers 354 Following
SidecarSanta @SidecarSanta
19 Followers 499 Following
Basura Blanca @brazen_huzzy
227 Followers 1K Following Pronoun: Nor/mal .....a horse bit me one time. Part time stand-up comedian at open mic nights at local mortuary.
Ebrima Jesus @jesusebrima1
30 Followers 2K Following Matthew 6:33 But seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well.”
UFOs Sightings Footag... @conlieonline
878 Followers 2K Following UFOs Sightings Footage is a UFO blog based in the UK and is dedicated to researching space anomalies at: https://t.co/hsxeryAOVk come on over.
NotCharismaMag @charismamaggag
181 Followers 482 Following Proclaiming Error to the World. Parody, in no way affiliated with @charismamag / @charisma_news.
AnonStudentPastor @AnonStdntPastor
272 Followers 324 Following
Miles| |Apart @YouMeandMiles
56 Followers 453 Following For those who hate the miles, but wouldn't have it any other way. *Graphics are my own unless otherwise noted.*
Jeremy Viola @veremyjiola
82 Followers 213 Following
Francisco Nelson @NelsonFrancisc_
306 Followers 349 Following Executive Partner | Communicator | Developer of People | Chief of Staff | Gamer at Chaos Squad | Organic Engager | & Advocate for Foster Youth |
Kelly H @khull05
57 Followers 415 Following Wife, mom, wrangler of preschool people. Love books and junky pop music.
Karen Jones @deuteronomysix
29 Followers 367 Following Follower of Jesus Christ. Wife of Mark, Mom of Austin & Valerie.
Rex @rex1067
41 Followers 1K Following
TheTechTeam @TechTeamProbs
239 Followers 146 Following When a church is too small for a proper worship team, hilarity ensues at the soundboard.
Chairman Mel @chairman_mel
17 Followers 89 Following Chairman of the Elder Board. Don't confuse me with Mao, Mel is short for Melchizedek. My parents gave it to me, that's why.
Single in the City @HeMetSom1Else
165 Followers 1K Following I thought he was the one, but he met someone else. (He also got her pregnant & married her, but I digress.) I'm not bitter, I'm trying to become the best me.
Shanda @Shandalier
929 Followers 2K Following Illuminator, Learner, Storyteller, Church Administrator, Collector, Follower of Jesus, Daughter, Sister, Auntie & Friend
Daniel @Daniel__Osborne
79 Followers 263 Following Trail Blazer* Spin Enthusiast* Brand Architect* Living the American Dream
Hannah J. Morgan @HannahJMorgan1
136 Followers 326 Following Christian. WBC Alum. Third grade teacher at Walnut Ridge. Sweet tea lover.
Amy Blanton @amyblanton
214 Followers 372 Following
Mr.Ection @PenteCostCo
28 Followers 238 Following Born under a pew. Searching for God for 30+ years. Countless services, sermons, and altar calls. STILL empty-handed. I just want reality to match the rhetoric.
🦩Morgan🦩 @MorganMiller994
392 Followers 606 Following “We have failed to practise ourselves the kind of behaviour we expect from other people.”
Victoria Capps @VictoriaLynnRN
13 Followers 93 Following
Abigail Hawkins @abigailmhawkins
192 Followers 370 Following Do you want to see a picture of my dog? Or my niblings?
Matt Wilcox @mattywils
310 Followers 3K Following I’m a pastor who wears Eagles gear while I preach. I’m the guy who still waves his hand at automatic doors like I’m using the Force.
Jordan LaBry @LaBry93
573 Followers 1K Following Follower of Christ, Mavericks & Texas A&M fan, Grace School of Theology’22, Criswell College ‘16, Panhandle Tx. God is good 🙏🏻❤️
Ellen Logan @ellenmartin03
81 Followers 153 Following Jesus is my everything. Without Him I am nothing. this is a collection of pictures of my kid, quotes from my students, and random things.
Wut BJU @WutBJU
197 Followers 573 Following
Zachary Monroe @pastorzmonroe
181 Followers 292 Following
Justin Harris @Justin_Harris84
217 Followers 147 Following Christ passionate. Culturally irrelevant. Very slowly but surely growing in love for my Lord, wife, five children, church, and the lost. Advice welcome.
DeAnna Calhoun @DeCal74
21 Followers 97 Following
James Calvin Naylor @pistolpreacher
324 Followers 672 Following
Benjamin @BenMatt2020
120 Followers 795 Following
Church Sound Girl @ChurchSoundGirl
30 Followers 88 Following
Kendall Truex @kendallshea26
78 Followers 118 Following I have an unhealthy obsession with the color pink
poop @helllooooopoop
2 Followers 16 Following
Michael Gay II @MichaelGayII
252 Followers 1K Following Follower of Christ/husband/father/youth pastor/Pro Wrestling fan/Part owner, Green Bay Packers
Jack Thompson @jackjthompson12
5 Followers 11 Following
𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍matth... @therealwhm
256 Followers 747 Following
I❤️u3k 🐝 @kickBudtowski
54 Followers 223 Following Dad. Gamer. Meme connoisseur . Striving to respect others’ views while pursuing truth and common sense.
Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy
27K Followers 5K Following Church guy who wanted to make you smile. Forswunk. 'Say something brilliant, and your name won't soon be forgotten.' -Anonymous
Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon
103K Followers 319 Following It ain't the way it used to be, I'll tell you that. He/Hymn.
Bad Church Secertary @ChruchSecretary
24K Followers 5K Following ☕ I keep everything around here ruinning smoothly. Always write. If you hear it from me, it must be oll korrect. her shey
Rhonda 🐿️ @ronniesquirrel
905 Followers 543 Following I'm a mess- thankful for God's sweet grace. #forgiven #GreatLakesSquirrel #sandbetweenmytoes #MIhappyplace #sunsetismyfavoritecolor #Pandathebunny
Pastor Pending @RecentPastor
3K Followers 1K Following Former Pastor of the Kobayashi Maru Baptist Church. Now a hospital chaplain. Native Midwesterner
Marybeth 🐥🇺🇸... @mbkp
2K Followers 4K Following Silliness abounds! #TeamBlitheringIdiots *But we're pleasant idiots. ✝️ Awarder of 🏆 https://t.co/XVjrJO0NVt
Erik Sietsema: Gentle... @patchingcracks
3K Followers 3K Following Pastor, counselor, husband, & dad. More interested in Jesus than politics, sports, ideology, or anything else. Check out my novel: https://t.co/UUjnxbLSic
Lisa McMann @lmcmann4
2K Followers 3K Following "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law."
dust bunny hostage @dbhostage
2K Followers 1K Following Eccl. 3:20 All came from the dust and all return to the dust. **My house isn't dirty, I'm just living in my natural environment** she/her/mom-like💛
Francisco Nelson @NelsonFrancisc_
306 Followers 349 Following Executive Partner | Communicator | Developer of People | Chief of Staff | Gamer at Chaos Squad | Organic Engager | & Advocate for Foster Youth |
Prone To Wonder @Prone2Wonder
516 Followers 185 Following A Questioning Christian Thinking Out Loud.
Church Sound Girl @ChurchSoundGirl
30 Followers 88 Following
Radio Matt | White La... @RadioMattLTN
2K Followers 1K Following Christian | Husband | Father | Nerd Director of Content & Resources | @LoveThyNerd Indie Christian Artist | Arcane Instrument Collective
Michael Coughlin @ABereanOne
3K Followers 439 Following I am here to provoke you to love and good works, particularly evangelism. https://t.co/oVP9q9Xx3m https://t.co/CNcpFYLSVf https://t.co/fZGY5p6Ljk https://t.co/t9QYww484o
Braden Henricks @braden_henricks
551 Followers 385 Following 3rd Generation Cattle Producer. Oklahoma State alum. 1 of 6. Psalm 33:18.
Racer X @jeffhasty
79 Followers 842 Following
BEN NAGEL @benjaminnagel
116 Followers 55 Following Follower of Christ | Husband | Dad | Pastor of Portage Bible Church | Consumer of Books | Doctor of Ministry student at @MBTSDoctoral
The Truth Is : @HelpFindTruth
23K Followers 25K Following I Love the Bottom Line Truth of the Living Word of God!! Look what He's been doing: https://t.co/9dnHg7gGBF
The Pilgrim's Arbor @pilgrimsarbor
8K Followers 8K Following Christian quotes, verses, hymns, & thoughts - for followers of The Way, pilgrims on the journey. Soli Deo Gloria.
Jamie Sholar @freelyjamie
310 Followers 221 Following Cross-Cultural Business Management | Ezekiel 36:26
Selena Nelson @selenanel
169 Followers 32 Following 2Cor4:18~So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen.For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
Paul Corder @npcorder
109 Followers 454 Following
Mini Fair IC @FairicPK
181 Followers 214 Following All's fair in... Whatever I want it to be fair in.
Ann Marie Robinson @amw120368
10 Followers 58 Following
Amazing Ebooks @Amazng_Ebooks
83K Followers 80K Following Enjoy a selection of Ebooks and paperbacks in all fiction genres and many nonfiction topics.
Austin Dawson @UD_Daws94
731 Followers 262 Following
Allison Lloyd @AllieLloyd23
189 Followers 316 Following Daughter of God. Kid Min Wife. Missionary. OK State Alum. Physical Educator. John 16:33
Jarrod Anders @ThomasJ12
44 Followers 136 Following
Josh Herweck @joshherweck
198 Followers 126 Following believer, husband, father, preacher, lead pastor of first baptist church de queen, ar
RB Anthony 📯 @RB_Anthony
2K Followers 2K Following Family guy, freelance horn player, IT biz, baseball fan. Laughter just naturally ensues. My brother is my hero. https://t.co/plK0S7nmT3
Caleb McFarland @Farlandcj
11 Followers 63 Following
Stephanie Scott @StephanieScot15
161 Followers 702 Following
Tricia @Its_Just_Tricia
78 Followers 117 Following I know I said it last week but it's still funny -My History prof in 2019 she/her/hers
Calvinist Neckbeard @CalvinNeckbeard
4K Followers 3K Following Redeemed by m'Lord. When you were partying I studied The Sword of the Spirit
bethany @bethmysoul
3K Followers 945 Following taylor, billie, chelsea, and noah // she/her // caniac
Haleigh Mickler®🌝 @haleigh_mickler
145 Followers 342 Following 31. Jesus. Coffee. Bonus mom. Dog mom. Forever Ranting. ☕️
Kristina @krissy_ives
301 Followers 246 Following Just a theater nerd who is slightly obsessed with her dog & loves Jesus
Debbie Belcher @debschoir
279 Followers 754 Following
Steven Wayne @pastorstem
188 Followers 465 Following 4 beautiful girls...1amazing wife...pastoring a fantastic group of people @ celebration church
James Berk @JamesBerk
791 Followers 3K Following (he/him) Trying to find some magic left in this world. Books, mysticism, myth/folklore, paranormal, gothic, horror, music. Slowly writing novel #1.
Wakeup @wakeup1442
42K Followers 41K Following Schaeffer Cox did not commit any crime, spent 14 years in prison for FBI lies. Trump won in 2020. Feds engineered Jan 6 to prevent review of election fraud
Luke Lane @llane29
1K Followers 5K Following Follower of Jesus. Husband. Father. Pastor of Burkemont Baptist Church in Morganton, NC. Loves the DAWGS.
Austin Gilly @austingilly
564 Followers 2K Following Beer. Spurs. Liverpool FC. Broncos. Stars. In that order. Sometimes I'm not as funny as I think I am.
Jeff Cruz @TheJeffCruz
3K Followers 946 Following Husband to Tina. Father to Eli & Naomi. Christ Follower. Vinyl collector. Funko fanatic.
Basura Blanca @brazen_huzzy
227 Followers 1K Following Pronoun: Nor/mal .....a horse bit me one time. Part time stand-up comedian at open mic nights at local mortuary.
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