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thank God for the 2-3 friends that actually care about me & check on me, you guys know who you are. ur a blessing i swear
I nearly get a heart attack every time
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This is real. This is me.
"Who else is going to camp?" = "I'm trying to decide if I'm still going."
Trying to think of ways to become a millionaire overnight so you don't have to go to work tomorrow
my mom printed this out for me & every girl in high school should read this, seriously!!
"Your storage is full" thanks Apple, I'll just go delete some photos of my friends and family but at least I'll always have the stocks app
If the foundation of your relationship is sex, you're setting yourself up for failure.
me: for christmas i want a dragon santa: be realistic me: ok i want boyfriend santa: what color do you want your dragon to be
Shame on you Steve Harvey for not reading that card close enough. If Miss Universe has taught us anything it's that what's inside counts.