Ted Scheck @TedScheck76
Christian. Husband to the most amazing woman; Father of two incredible men Joined November 2012-
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Every person is worth more than the things they’ve done. And, worth more than the things done to them. Sometimes TV throws a genuine nugget.
Eventually, probably soon, or far off like a copse of trees miles away… …uhm, oh yeah! I’m gonna forget the lyrics to the 1960s ‘Batman’ series. Hey, sing with me! Nana nana nana nana (please add 4 more on your own)… ROBIN!
I just heard myself describe coffee as “the yummy stuff” and, heretofore henceforth and hencewith, it shall remain so. “Hey!” Someone says, “That is good: a) beer b) beer-flavored cheese c) cheese-flavored mouthwash d) TYS
What the fuck have I done
In Chicago, men’s undies are called “Ball Hammocks”. I still don’t get it.
Hey on Discovery Channel there’s a documentary about anxiety in walruses! Whoohoo!
“GET PAID TO POOP! Screamed an ad on the dis-internet. How? How much poop? By the oz, lb., metric tonne? Where? Local sewage plant? And most important, who is going to pay me big buckeroos for world-class poopage?
The longest single syllable word is schleps. I find that very comforting
Eating crackers w out salt is like purposefully gluing your tongue to the basement of your mouth Gimme a decaf and a double order of artificial buzz I wish to plant watermelons, and all you have are SEEDLESS? Thanks. Butt know; flavor and taste R three tings I love abut beer
You typically breathe in and out 20,000 times each day except when you’re thinking about breathing, does that count
I just saw a Texan do a full-booty-spin on Joe Flacco’s head. Life will never be the same
Quote me, or don’t. Did a search for a phrase I believe I came up with, and didn’t find this exact phrasing: “Music is the sound when time feels joy”
If you use your left hand to tighten a bottle of water, is it all right?
From “The Secret” by Childs Lee and Andrew: ‘You should eat when you can so that you won’t have to when you can’t.’ Books be chock FULL of wisdom
I don’t know if I’ve ever “quipped“. An example of this is “honey, please pass the eyeballs,” quipped Large Marge. “ I’m sorry, Marge; I’m not all that hungry,” said Pee-wee Herman, with fear and trepidation.
Today, I feel like a transparent open book! No wonder people keep bumping into me.
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Rewatching American Assassin starring @dylanobrien. Don't know who has the Mitch Rapp rights, but Amazon should over pay & turn the Vince Flynn books into a series ala @JackCarrUSA/@prattprattpratt's The Terminal List & #AlanRitchson's #Reacher. It would fill the Jack Ryan void.
LONE WOLF MCQUADE starring @chucknorris hit screens on this day in 1983. • Is this your favorite Chuck Norris movie?
Born on this day in 1947, Tom Clancy came to define the modern techno-thriller. I read THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER soon after its publication and have many fond memories escaping into the pages of each new Clancy novel over the ensuing years. I remember exactly where I was as I…
I could be Morgan Wallen. But Morgan Wallen could NOT be me.
"Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his script: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.” - The Gospel of St. Luke 22:36, King James Version
I love getting Orphan X art from readers. This one came in from a fan in Israel who said, "Just like people see the Bat-Signal in the sky, I marked Evan's on the ground cuz real heroes don't wear capes."
I love my New Zealand readers! Did you know that per capita, New Zealand reads more thrillers than any other country in the world?
I was absolutely delighted to learn today, that the TV show, Tracker, on CBS, has been renewed for a second season. My thanks to Justin Hartley, Ken Olin, and the cast, crew, show runners and writers for the great job and bringing my book The Never Game to the screen!
Remember that the hatred you get is always from mediocre folks who don’t have the talent, endurance, or work ethic to do what you do and accomplish what you’ve accomplished. Keep doing the thing. You got this.
Congratulations to former President @realDonaldTrump on winning the landmark case before the Supreme Court—it was a unanimous decision. This important ruling prohibits states from removing him from the election ballot. This is not only a win for former President Trump, but sends…
I’ve been watching the excellent—tense, visceral, wrenching—MASTERS OF THE AIR. Episodes where US bombers are blown out of the sky over Nazi Germany & surviving crews imprisoned in a POW camp hit me in a way I didn’t expect. They reminded me of my high school biology teacher.
May I be Bill Nighy when I grow up, please?
The good land!
Are you watching @trackercbs? Read the Colter Shaw novels the show is based on: The Never Game (2019) The Goodbye Man (2020) The Final Twist (2021) Hunting Time (2022) Visit my website site for details and links: jefferydeaver.com/novel/the-neve…
My son! 👶🏼 Young men, listen to me: This is what true wealth looks like - in this generation and every generation. This is what riches looked like to your ancestors. Fall in love. Get married. Have children. Lead a household. Live with purpose. Nothing will ever replace this:
Nature is beautiful.. 🦩