Ted Parodyth @Tedgar3
“Where’s your bathroom?” Actor, Writer, & Esther's Follian Austin, TX Joined February 2009-
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I’ve never made it through all of the Johns Wick franchise because I always turn it off twenty minutes into the second flick when it is clear to anyone paying attention that he is done with assassinating people for good
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As Worlds Beyond Number’s second season begins, time is on their side trib.al/RUgLO4Z
A gem of a human being - our little corner of sixth street has been pretty solemn lately
rest in peace to crazy carl hickerson, the “thinking man’s leslie” and a truly authentic weird austin guy who once emailed me out of the blue about buying acid downtown in the 1970s facebook.com/story.php/?id=…
@WorldsBeyondPod @quiddie Anyone who’s performed on a cruise ship wil tell you what a disastrous idea this is for the knees & ankles of the ill-fated participants
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The best commercial in all of history
The enemy of my enemy etc.
The WGA strike is convenient timing for the news media to start reporting on the Supreme Court like it was an episode of Succession or Game of Thrones (🤫 because it is)
This season of #Dimension20 is more like Dimension 30 -- Am I supposed to just go watch normal TV after this??!?
Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think the gym parking garage should smell like pancakes 🥞
Just helped my mother setup my stepdad’s phone to work in Italy over zoom - AI could never
@MitchFryman @DnDBeyond @DaytonChildrens @tiltify @ExtraLife4Kids @johnnystantoniv @JesseCox @aureylian @HapaBarbarian @OmarNajam Either way, my Minotaur Paladin salutes you!
Getting an “I miss you” text is heartbreaking. Doubly so when it’s from Whataburger 😢
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Today is another big day for #LGBTQ Texans in the Capitol. 1) A House committee will debate a drag ban — amended to remove references to drag, & 2) The House is scheduled to debate a bill to remove the state’s unconstitutional ban on gay sex. dallasnews.com/news/politics/… #txlege
Some may like The Diplomat because it’s this witty Sorkinesque political drama. I love it because it’s Regency Melodrama! (I especially love the parts where people blurt out the subtext of every scene so their character sounds clever & insightful!) #TheDiplomatOnNetflix
Sid’s new work clothes
Texas Ag Commissioner has ordered employees to dress “in a manner consistent with their biological gender.” The ACLU Texas says this violates Title VII, the 1st Amendment & the Equal Protection Clause. bit.ly/44bd8I2
Not only did Spielberg deliver, he set a tone for experimentation that endured for most of the early seasons of Columbo
At some point we should acknowledge that people who say gun violence is solely a ‘mental health issue’ are the last people to believe in mental health
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