Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

The living embodiment of the infinite monkey theorem. Joined February 2021

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

26 minutes ago

@lewis_goodall In principle it's no diffierent to what Starmer would have done. Either way, fiscal drag is a big issue. It'll be key for me in the next election, it can't hold until 2031, it simply can't.

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

47 minutes ago

@JamesMcKemey I think you nailed it at the end there, he's an entertainer. He hasn't a clue what he is talking about here. A cursory Google search debunks the drive he is talking here.

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Steven Swinford @Steven_Swinford

6 hours ago

It's worth remembering that stealth taxes will still be at the heart of this Budget They represent the biggest tax rise in history Income tax thresholds have been frozen now since 2021 and are due to remain frozen until April 2031 The cumulative freezes of freezing thresholds and allowances is expected to raise ***£67billion*** by 2030/31 The higher rate - which was once the preserve of the rich - is now the norm for millions of people By 2030/31 5.2million people will have been brought into paying income tax, there will be 4.8million more higher rate taxpayers and 600,000 more additional rate taxpayers A ***quarter*** of taxpayers will be higher rate or additional rate taxpayers We've reached the stage where this huge tax raid is almost priced in every year, but it is far more significant than any other tax-raising measure on the scorecard Paul Johnson, a former head of the Institute for Fiscal Studies, said: "We are talking many, many billions of pounds of tax rises over the decade. People who would 20 years ago have never imagined they would be higher-rate taxpayers are now higher-rate taxpayers."

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

15 hours ago

@Xenomorphica @McLovin_SR @ASonNamedBort Lower health expectancy, higher health costs, higher % of universal credit and disability benefit and higher mortality rates attributed to drugs and alcohol. Aye, you might have to spent a bit more on petrol for the ambulances but Nana's penchant for White Lightening don't help.

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

15 hours ago

@McLovin_SR @ASonNamedBort Right, 'trust me bro' seems to be your argument here.

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

22 hours ago

@McLovin_SR @ASonNamedBort Snookered. Play the ball, not the player.

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Tactx @Tactx_

24 hours ago

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

23 hours ago

@MGH Blood of Dawnwalker. 9/10.

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

23 hours ago

@McLovin_SR @ASonNamedBort I think we're on the same side of the argument here, we both want an independent Scotland. Scotland has higher Health cost per head, higher % claimants of universal credit and PIP etc, is handed money through the Barnett Formula and blame the English for all their woes.

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

24 hours ago

@AthroughX @helscom I mean, Europeans tend to have an understanding of what they're putting in their food. But if you're happy with "Papa Bear's Awesome Uber Mega Scrotum Shaving Seasoning" you crack on.

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

24 hours ago

@McLovin_SR @ASonNamedBort 1) Of course it is paid by the English. 2) You're being lied to by the SNP.

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

a day ago

@CSteel3112 @ASonNamedBort Good point, Scottish people should get free everything. Or at least say thank you to the English.

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

2 days ago

@louloulemon_ Definite no for Villa.

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

5 days ago

@1arsen4l @davdezzle @Johnber39647281 @JPercyTelegraph Ash, I'm assuming that you're a child so I'll block you now and not engage with you again.

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

5 days ago

@1arsen4l @Johnber39647281 @JPercyTelegraph Arsenal have the highest or second highest net spend in Europe in the last 5 years. It would be a gross underachievement to not win the CL and PL every season. Yet...

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

5 days ago

@1arsen4l @Skullclubco @Johnber39647281 @JPercyTelegraph There you go, setting the criteria for success again. You say 'facts don't care about feelings' and then present a feeling as a fact.

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

5 days ago

@1arsen4l @Skullclubco @Johnber39647281 @JPercyTelegraph Is it a fact that Emery has won more trophies than Arteta? I don't want to hurt your feelings with facts.

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Terminal Chimp @TerminalChimp

5 days ago

@1arsen4l @Johnber39647281 @JPercyTelegraph Right, but by extension all of Emery's trophies count right? Of which he has more than Arteta. I'm sorry if I am upsetting you.