Dirk Strider @TestifiedPuppet
[They/Them prounouns] Name's Dirk, not really any other name to call me by. You figure somethin' out, let me know. smuppetenterprise.com Houston, Texas Joined October 2014-
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Embarrassed to wear shorts bc I'm so white?
I was working out when one of the command strip hooks fell off the wall and I almost swung the exercise weight into the wall by instinct.
if i need to be reached @snowtxle is my personal 💥
Btw this account is gonna be abandoned for a while until further notice
>Blink as your vision is blocked by a huge DUMB MEME, having to pause what you were working on so you didn't accidentally shock yourself+
Necessity of human life my ass, Hal. Keep your goat memes away from me too. Or any memes in any category for that matter.
See the thing about saying I'm pretending is implying I actually like it. Which I don't. So you're wrong in that sense. Just stop slowing+
You'd think there wouldn't be so many but you'd be surprised at the godawful shit he can drag out of the depths of the internet.
Or the fact he overloaded my shades's desktop with nothing but files overflowing with pepe memes.
If it weren't for my building annoyance at the constant noises that Hal seems persistent to produce, I might've actually gotten some rest.
[I just read Endangered the whole way through and I'm still thinking over it constantly help me.
[I have now decided to block Aaron from this account
Why am I so goddamn itchy? I washed the sheets yesterday but I still feel uncomfortable and continue to scratch at my skin every few seconds

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°• ᴶᴬᶜᴷ �... @AGalactic76
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494 Followers 53 Following names SLICK and what seems to be the officer, problem. i swear to drunk im not christ
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182 Followers 229 Following #openrp please 6e c9urte9us and tag y9ur triggers
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