PUMKIN @devallued
(FUCKS UP CONSISTENTLY) • GASPAR • ♋ • HE/HIM • LATINX • OBNOXIOUS SHIT POSTER • POLYPANROMANTIC & AFRAID gasparbage.tumblr.com [rp. cw depression, self-harm] Joined March 2014-
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GF: We've been doing this a while now & I feel ready to take things to the next level. Me: FINALLY [switches FIFA difficulty off 'amateur']
@devallued made me think of your graceful ass
Sometimes I'm like "I need a sign" and a wise old tree rises from the ground and slaps me in the face and screams "you're an idiot"
"POLICE! OPEN UP!" "Well, I guess it all started when my father refused to..." "The door, Sir. Open up the door."
[looking up at bird sitting in a tree whilst on 1st date] "I didn't know birds could climb trees"
[says anything, ever, in any situation] I immediately regret this and everything I've ever said also probably
it was only a kiss how did it end up like this
somtimes when i want to get into my bed but i dont want to change out of my outside clothes i'll just lie face down on the floor insted
still one of my favorite things to do if im feeling sad is to look up one star reviews of ladybugs on amazon

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