Chris Handler @ThatDoctorChris
News junkie, sci-fi geek and sometime Luddite. Opinions are my own. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Washington, DC Joined August 2012-
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Wow. My mom’s in a nursing home and @optimum can’t get a tech to fix her cable for 11 DAYS?!? What kind of customer service is that? (Answer: Shitty.)
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Dear Twitter, Please don’t purge me. I’m not dead yet.
Omg @chrislhayes. Your coverage of Trump retweeting @tbasharks on @allinwithchris has made my week. #sharkweek
You've screwed up @SW_Celebration Day 2, @Reed_POP! Opened 3 doors to #OCCC only to funnel EVERYONE thru 1 door to Exhibit floor? #Amateurs
Between commentary on "reality 'star'" Kylie Jenner & nonplussed expression post Beyoncé story, @LokayFOX5 is my favorite local reporter.
Teaser trailer for first Star Wars anthology film Rogue One just revealed at #CelebrationAnaheim. It looks AWESOME!
Awesome SW Rebels panel this AM: Rex, more clones, Hondo all join Ahsoka in Season 2! #CelebrationAnaheim
Christmas can't come soon enough... youtu.be/ngElkyQ6Rhs #TheForceAwakens
New Force Awakens trailer just previewed at #CelebrationAnaheim. Plotzing.
Choices without collateral damage... #EndofStory #HBOLooking vine.co/v/OUrOD6X1EiL
"Hey, what are you doing?!" "I'm confessing your sins." "You can't do that! Homeless people have Twitter accounts!" #LookingHBO
I'm a week behind but @LookingHBO is SO good. Fantastic first ep to start Season 2! #Looking
Too much eggnog... #ChristmasMistakes vine.co/v/OXqJmmz1d5M
How can there be more smoking lounges than bars at #ATL???
Hey @UPS! One of your drivers nearly ran me over just now. He needs a refresher that pedestrians are customers too.
And Jess responds. #SweetMoment #GonnaMissThis #TrueBlood instagram.com/p/rn9gNwrw29/
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