a guy @TheAHuff
i wear pants every day. AMERICA! Joined September 2008-
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my wife left me
Kevin Hart will host the Oscars this year, which makes sense since he was in every movie this year.
didn't see that coming
iPhone XS is short for iPhone excess price #AppleEvent
ironic Apple is selling a watch considering it will cost you a limb to buy one #AppleEvent
Kim and Kanye have been together 4 years as of today, which in Kardashian Relationship Years is like 60 years. Congrats!
then maybe he should consult a physician x.com/Polygon/status…
Nintendo confirms that Toad is not wearing a hat. That’s his head. polygon.com/2018/2/5/16974…
congratulations to Gwenyth Paltrow and her fiancé on their conscious coupling.
John Mayer has been hospitalized for an emergency appendectomy. Doc: I have bad news John: What? Doc: We aren't able to remove your appendix John: Why? Is it cancer? Doc: I'm afraid your body is... John: IS WHAT?! Doc: ...a wonderland. *Doc looks at camera, puts on sunglasses*
Can't wait to read BuzzFeed's new article: 100 GIFs of Employees We Fired Today Who Are Mad AF
Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man Alive? Always a nice feeling to know you and everyone you've ever met is better looking than the Sexiest Man Alive.
"Is this a Jason Derulo song?" he asked before hearing the first 5 seconds of a Jason Derulo song.
Pig, if true. x.com/tennessean/sta…
Brentwood police respond to reports of pig on the loose tnne.ws/2hLqdlK
Johnny Debt x.com/TMZ/status/927…
Johnny Depp Facing Foreclosure, Ex-Managers Call in $5 Million Loan dlvr.it/PzZ3dP
Twitter is adding more characters and still not making money? Only a matter of time before Hollywood green lights Twitter 2.
Excuse me, ma'am. The nuggets are going to be an extra 5 mins, so if I could have you pull forward a bit. We'll bring them out when ready.
WEB MD: What's hurts? R.E.M.: Everybody. WEB MD: Might be cancer.
@benschwenker I'll change it up. Sometimes All-Star Special, sometimes bacon (or sausage) egg & cheese wrap. And when it comes to W-House, they're all 5⭐️
Austin Huff @AustinHuff
6K Followers 996 Following host @US99mornings on @us99chicago • host BetMGM Gameday on @westwood1sports • founder @korkedbats • former @jimrome producer • waffle house lover • believer
Korked Bats @korkedbats
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171 Followers 155 Following If I get sent to jail for charges of rape, I hope they have Vaseline there.
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Brandon Lasley @beelaz
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375 Followers 702 Following
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Howie Singer @ElectronicWizrd
249 Followers 485 Following Director of basketball games on TV. Otherwise seeing a band. Or watching the Red Sox. Or playing the oboe.
The Car People LLC @TCPeopleLLC
96 Followers 537 Following Home of #Quality #Convenience & #Honesty. Specializing in #auto #repair, brake repair and oil change in #Nashville, #TN.
Kevin Gehl @GehlTales
2K Followers 2K Following 🎙️Play-by-Play @ESPN @NESN @BowlSeasonRadio ✝️ Voice of @GoHolyCross 🏙️ Real Estate Advisor with The Collective @Compass
Austin Huff @AustinHuff
6K Followers 996 Following host @US99mornings on @us99chicago • host BetMGM Gameday on @westwood1sports • founder @korkedbats • former @jimrome producer • waffle house lover • believer
Korked Bats @korkedbats
20K Followers 723 Following sports and pop culture jokes and stuff • cool kids follow • do beers: @korkedbeers • email: [email protected]
Dave Matter @Dave_Matter
69K Followers 3K Following Mizzou Athletics Senior Associate AD /Strategic Communications & Creative Media. Former newspaper scribe. [email protected]
Steve Gorman @SGSFOX
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17K Followers 2K Following Comedian from Conan @neverseenitshow @boastrattle show on Sirius XM, clips, album, and me active on better social media sites in links ⤵️
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BigHeadBS💨 @BigHeadBS
62K Followers 605 Following My favorite teams haven't won a championship in 24+ years. Dad to the #LaserRocketDog. Big fan of Omaha.
CaptainTouchback @CaptTouchback
15K Followers 2K Following I make a lot of money ruling the NFL. I enjoy watching great athletes take a knee in the endzone. This is a parody account. Follow me or I will fine you.
ROCK M NATION @RockMNation
34K Followers 2K Following A Mizzou Athletics site run by fans, part of the SB Nation & Vox Media family. Gymnastics school.
WE DOIN’ BEERS?! @korkedbeers
314 Followers 30 Following We’re building the worlds biggest Internet bar. Join us and DO BEERS. Tweet us with a pic whenever you do a beer! - a @korkedbats product
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10K Followers 83 Following 🇵🇭 The Jim Rome Show Fantasy Advice Banana Slug I will not bog down your timeline
Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov
59K Followers 685 Following i was gonna be a great athlete but then mcdonald's came out with the dollar menu
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450K Followers 2K Following tv writer (bojack horseman; mrs. davis; a new netflix series) & nyt best selling author (goodbye, again; gmorning gnight; everyones a aliebn). (he/him)
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175K Followers 426 Following
Modern Marty McFly @modernmcfly
193 Followers 3 Following I'm Marty McFly in present day. My mom calls me Calvin.
Heath Drimmel @thatdrimmel
183 Followers 278 Following You'll know I'm tweeting if punctuation is used... otherwise it's HS boys.
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11 Followers 40 Following Our passion is to give you a one-stop shop to engage with the rapidly evolving and elusive college and millennial influencers in an authentic and uplifting way.
Golden Globes @goldenglobes
2.2M Followers 820 Following #GoldenGlobes — LIVE Sunday, January 10, 2027 on @CBS and @paramountplus hosted by @NikkiGlaser!
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2K Followers 493 Following Someone pressed the button at Buffalo Wild Wings. *This is the only account that I tweet from.
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65K Followers 746 Following Professional Devil's advocate. Everything Cruffin'. Stunting is priceless. Director of Vibes. Managing my exposure budget. Size 10/10.5
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LOLNashville @LOLNashville
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39 Followers 47 Following I'm not Patrick Elmore, but I am funnier.
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880K Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
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