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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

My job? End fuckers. It's always good to have your hobby be your job too. England, bitches. Joined February 2012
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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

10 months ago

Fun Vampire Fact: There is no such thing as a heterosexual vampire. Blood is blood. Don't be a hemophobe.

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

2 years ago

R.I.P. the lay of the century.

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

2 years ago

Is this a good day or a bad day for Gay frogs?

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

2 years ago

I walked so you could morb.

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

2 years ago

I bought an ape. No, an actual ape. I've dressed him in a suit and call him Walter Jr.

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

2 years ago

My first word in Wordle is always BITCH. Because the bitches always come first.

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

2 years ago

"You're alive?" That depends on your definition.

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

2 years ago

A broken clock is right twice a day. A Doomsday Clock is only right once.

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

4 years ago

Didn't I *just* get done with this?

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

5 years ago

It's so hot, you definitely should not leave a baby inside your car unattended. Unless you're going for the "baking cookies on the dashboard" trick.

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

3 years ago

Vampires don't need to get vaccinated but I did anyway, for fun. The fun part was turning into a woman in front of the nurse after she gave me the shot.

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

4 years ago

Happy Holidays! To celebrate I've put some mistletoe atop the barrel of my gun. 💋

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

5 years ago

Untitled Goose Game is the best videogame ever made and if you disagree I will dump all of your shit into a lake.

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

5 years ago

When you've been around as long as I have, fireworks lose their wow-factor. But idiots blowing their fingers off because they bought illegal fireworks from a guy who has *absolutely* hosted a donkey show? That's forever.

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

5 years ago

People have asked if I have periods while in my "Girlycard" form. No, no. That blood isn't mine.

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TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr

5 years ago

Anyone got a baster?

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