David Stuart @TheDavidStuart
Aspiring comedian, reluctant GBF, effortless beauty. Scotland-born/ Auckland-based. He/Him 🏴🏳️🌈 Auckland, New Zealand Joined April 2020-
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“A platform for progress”
They call it "ghosting", but I never felt more alive.
David Stuart retweeted
To my trans followers: please remember there are many, many people who don’t believe your mere existence is ‘divisive’ or that you are a ‘danger to women’ or any equivalent nonsense and that the T is as important and valued as all the letters in LGBTQI+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
OK, cards on the table, I'm still new to comedy and writing for stand-up.. How normal is it to have "blowjob horror stories" on my Google search history?
Come have fun on TikTok with me you cowards. #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZMdWT13D7/
They say that if you make your bed in the morning, you've already achieved something for the day! But what if the guy won't let me and just insists that I leave?
Came downstairs and caught the penalties and, actually, I liked watching the football when it was simple and easy to understand.
I don't know anything about football.. But I will say that some of the uniforms are quite striking.
The other day I watched some porn and one of the guys was wearing a hat that I own and I had to stop watching.
How can people seriously not still know how to wear a mask properly? Imagine not knowing that you breathe through your nose too.
A stranger is just a fan who hasn't seen you yet.
Tell yourselves that you're beautiful this morning.. Even if it feels like a lie.
I'm really squeamish when it comes to things to do with my own body... Looking at it in the mirror for example.
During lockdown, my friend was invited to a wedding on Zoom - but only as an evening guest and I can't stop thinking about it.
Apparently all he had to do was resign! Who knew!?
Apparently all he had to do was resign! Who knew!?
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