The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

Pop-culture glutton. Black belt skeptic. Gamer. Cinephile. Primate. Struggling to remain rational in an irrational world. 📺https://t.co/gmoFRWfB7C TheGutterMonkey.com Earth Joined April 2013

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

3 years ago

"The audacity of these colonists to deny being witches! Demanding a fair trial, of all things! What've we come to?"

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

3 years ago

Claiming someone is just a "stan" isn't an argument. It's an ad hominem.

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

3 years ago

Didn't you literally run a gossip website called "Defamer"? And weren't you literally sued for defamation? Or is assassinating reputations okay so long as you're a pro at it?

Gawker @Gawker

3 years ago

Didn't you literally run a gossip website called "Defamer"? And weren't you literally sued for defamation? Or is assassinating reputations okay so long as you're a pro at it?

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

3 years ago

The TL;DR: A Gish gallop proceeding an argumentum ab auctoritate.

~ @kellyblaus

3 years ago

The TL;DR: A Gish gallop proceeding an argumentum ab auctoritate.

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

3 years ago

That's basically how my ex and I said "goodbye" near the end of our rocky relationship. It's hyperbole. I doubt Depp was truly debating murder or necrophilia. An over-desperation for evidence that'll validate our beliefs can make us grasp at whatever flimsy straws are available.

VICE News @VICENews

3 years ago

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

3 years ago

I thought hatred, mockery, vilification, and witch hunts of accused public figures was what we were supposed to do? Or is that only appropriate when the bullying is accompanied by a #MeToo hashtag and an agenda-fitting enough accusation?

Millennial Spinster Bot @StinieBopper

3 years ago

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

3 years ago

"If we don't suspend Woody Allen over rumors and unverified allegations that have nothing to do with the Oscars (which he never attends anyway), then why suspend Will Smith over a crime he committed on stage at the ceremony that was witnessed by everyone on earth?" Sound logic.

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

4 years ago

Perhaps the most prescient tweet in tweet history.

Los Angeles Times @latimes

4 years ago

Perhaps the most prescient tweet in tweet history.

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

4 years ago

The only good thing about Betty White dying is that when I see her name trending I can finally stop worrying Betty White died.

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

4 years ago

Those viewers: "Cancel culture is a myth!" Also those viewers: "How dare one of these guys we canceled continue to exist!"

Independent Arts @IndyArts

4 years ago

Those viewers: "Cancel culture is a myth!" Also those viewers: "How dare one of these guys we canceled continue to exist!"

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

4 years ago

You're doing it wrong. First, give your consent to watch it. Then, after you've smiled through the entire thing and given an applause at the end, tell us how much it traumatized you.

Bess Kalb @bessbell

4 years ago

You're doing it wrong. First, give your consent to watch it. Then, after you've smiled through the entire thing and given an applause at the end, tell us how much it traumatized you.

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

4 years ago

@idreamenpiano @libsoftiktok When we don't know the full story, the appropriate response most certainly isn't to just go along with it until the facts come in. Belief should always come after evidence, not before it. The fact that anyone believes otherwise is the crux of a lot of our current problems.

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

4 years ago

This is blatant speciesism.

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

4 years ago

No.

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

4 years ago

Faith in the system? Somewhat elevated. Faith in the public's ability to put evidence and logic above tribalistic groupthink? About the same.

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The Gutter Monkey 🐒 @TheGutterMonkey

4 years ago

An HBO documentary betrayed trust and told an overly sensationalized narrative in which they sacrificed facts for juicy rumors and trendy agendas? Surely not.

Amy Kaufman @AmyKinLA

4 years ago

An HBO documentary betrayed trust and told an overly sensationalized narrative in which they sacrificed facts for juicy rumors and trendy agendas? Surely not.