The Have-To Dad @TheHaveToDad
Work-At-Home Dad with a Full-Time Job and a Nagging Wife. My whole life is Have-To. Joined July 2014-
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Add #MarchMadness to the long list of things that are less enjoyable after you have kids.
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Kids are never more irritating than when your favorite team is losing. #MarchMadness
The best thing to happen to me today is the kids deciding they do NOT want to come with me to run errands. It's like Christmas.
Bad weather Saturdays are the worst Saturdays.
I spend most of my Sundays anxiously waiting for my kids' bedtimes to arrive.
I never used the word "Saturday" to describe something negative until I had kids.
My wife likes asking for my opinion on things just so she can disagree. I'll never learn.
Then when we go shoe shopping, my wife finds major problems with every pair in the store.
My wife equates kids needing new shoes to families having no food for a week.
I'm looking forward to my kids getting to the age when I'm too dumb to help with their homework.
Wife gathered the family to call her parents toward the end of Packers/Seahawks to make sure she ruined the game for me AND her dad.
"This orange juice doesn't SOUND right." -- The Wife, grocery shopping
Because the NFL playoffs started today, The Wife decided this would be the perfect time to take down decorations & clean the whole house.
My wife has fallen asleep before midnight every New Years Eve since our kids were born. #HappyNewYear
The underlying theme of the #Booking.com ad I just watched: It sucks being a parent.
The Have-To Dad retweeted
Netflix will help parents trick their kids with a fake New Year's Eve countdown: rol.st/1Blfgbn
I used to love New Year's Eve... Back before I had kids. #HappyNewYear
The Have-To Dad retweeted
If you're young & unmarried & complaining about #NYE parties, there's a married man nearby who wants to punch you & take your place.
The underlying theme of the #Allstate ad I just watched: It sucks being a parent.
Dad Tip: Kristin Chenoweth wears lots of bouncy tops in the PG-rated "RV."
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